1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:24,833 ♪ Call me up to meet you ♪ 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,291 ♪ Static on the phone ♪ 5 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,375 ♪ Normally I need you ♪ 6 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,000 ♪ This time I don't wanna go ♪ 7 00:00:32,541 --> 00:00:34,833 ♪ Lately I've been growing into ♪ 8 00:00:34,958 --> 00:00:37,208 ♪ Someone you don't know ♪ 9 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:39,541 ♪ You had the chance to love her ♪ 10 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:41,791 ♪ But apparently you don't ♪ 11 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,416 ♪ No, you don't ♪ 12 00:00:43,541 --> 00:00:45,291 ♪ So even if I could ♪ 13 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:48,500 ♪ Wouldn't go back where we started ♪ 14 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,583 ♪ I know you're still waiting ♪ 15 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,500 ♪ Wondering where my heart is ♪ 16 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:56,000 ♪ Pray that things won't change ♪ 17 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:58,541 ♪ But the hardest part is ♪ 18 00:00:58,666 --> 00:01:02,458 ♪ You're realising maybe I, maybe I ♪ 19 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:04,125 ♪ Ain't the same ♪ 20 00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:06,458 ♪ And what you're waiting for ♪ 21 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:08,916 ♪ Ain't there no more anyway ♪ 22 00:01:14,791 --> 00:01:16,583 Yep. 23 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:20,125 Just open the door! 24 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,875 - You told me always to knock. - I answered. 25 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,875 Ivy, your room is a disgrace. There are clothes everywhere. 26 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:30,625 I can see your pants, they're sunny side up! 27 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,083 - Eww! Dad?! - Come on. Yeah, "Eww!" 28 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:34,166 - Dad! Oh... - Ugh... 29 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:36,708 Oh... 30 00:01:36,833 --> 00:01:37,791 Pigsty. 31 00:01:37,916 --> 00:01:39,041 Right, do you want the bad news 32 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,375 or the bad, bad news? 33 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:44,500 The bad news. 34 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:47,250 The bad news is that your mum has cooked. 35 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,208 Ugh! Do you not remember the last time? 36 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:51,333 Yes. Pissed out my arse for a week. 37 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:53,500 So what's the bad, bad news? 38 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:55,875 It's stew. 39 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,708 I don't know why you guys didn't like it. 40 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:00,875 - You don't even like it. - Yes, I do. 41 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,291 Have another spoonful then. 42 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:07,416 No, actually I'm-I'm good. I'm a bit full. 43 00:02:07,541 --> 00:02:09,833 Think I might just have one of your spring rolls, 44 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:11,333 just to soak it up... - Absolutely not. 45 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:13,833 Not until you admit that your stew is awful. 46 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:15,875 - Bob. - Karen. 47 00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:19,583 Fine, the stew is rank, okay? 48 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,666 We'll just have to save the rest for Bobblehead's birthday. 49 00:02:22,791 --> 00:02:24,333 I'm sorry, that is child cruelty. 50 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:26,375 Saying I have a bobble head is also child cruelty. 51 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,666 It's not cruel. It's just factual. 52 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:31,416 You had an exceedingly large head, 53 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:32,791 especially when you were a child. 54 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,541 - Oh my God... - Having you was like pushing out 55 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:38,000 a giant wrecking ball out of my va-jay-jay. 56 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,750 - Ugh! - It was a crime scene! 57 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:41,791 - Ask your dad. - I'm not getting involved. 58 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:43,500 I-I am Geneva. 59 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:45,750 Look, I know we are super fun to hang out with. 60 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:46,958 - Mm-hm. - But you went back 61 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,166 at the beginning of the year 62 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:50,500 and you've still not had anyone over. 63 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:52,750 What about Ruby, huh? You like Ruby. 64 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,166 You did. 65 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,916 Is it 'cause you feel... 66 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,000 like you're different? 67 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:02,708 I got the all clear ten months ago. 68 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:05,125 Yeah, but it can still affect you in other ways. 69 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:08,125 Maybe you feel like... I dunno, an outsider? 70 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,750 It's not my fault they all got weird! 71 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:11,583 Look, can we have a conversation 72 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,041 without you getting all fired up? 73 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:14,500 This isn't an attack on you. 74 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:15,666 It feels like you're attacking me. 75 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:18,250 Oh my God. Look, I... Okay. 76 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,916 We think it might be good if you could be around people 77 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,708 who've been through what you've been through. 78 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:27,500 Now, can you please keep an open mind? 79 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,166 Oh, no fucking way. 80 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:32,375 You haven't even read it. 81 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,625 Bob, why don't you get the website up? 82 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:34,583 Yes, yes, yes. One sec... 83 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:35,708 'Where kids come to kid'. 84 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,208 You got on with the kids on the ward. 85 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:40,041 - It's chemo camp. - Well, that's a bit un-PC, Ivy. 86 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,583 - Bob... - It's literally freak camp. 87 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:43,125 Dad, tell her. - Will you please just have 88 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,291 a read of this, okay? - I thought you were Geneva. 89 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:48,125 Your dad worked really hard to try and secure you a place. 90 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,750 What? You've already spoken to them? Dad, what the fuck?! 91 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,458 - I just asked them the question. - What question? 92 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:53,750 Is my freak daughter weird enough 93 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,041 to come to your stupid camp? 94 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:56,875 Ivy, no one is calling you a freak. 95 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,750 I just called them on the off chance 96 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:00,083 to see if they had a last minute space. 97 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:01,250 Did they? 98 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,208 - Yeah, they do. - Ugh! I'm not going. 99 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:06,541 Look, it's four weeks throughout August, that's it. 100 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,125 And look, if you hate it, you can just come home. 101 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah. We really think it would be good for you. 102 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,875 - Wow. You guys pity me. - Ivy, we don't pity you! 103 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,208 - I'm sorry I'm not sick anymore. - Well, what does that mean? 104 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,541 Having a sick daughter isn't the only way 105 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,541 for you two to be interesting. - Ivy! 106 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:19,916 - That is really unkind. - I don't wanna be the person 107 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,291 people feel sorry for all the time. 108 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:22,708 Nobody feels sorry for you. 109 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:23,916 Trust me, you're a pain in the arse. 110 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:24,916 We're worried about you! 111 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:26,041 Why are you worried about me?! 112 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,291 Because you're just becoming this... 113 00:04:27,416 --> 00:04:28,625 What? 114 00:04:28,791 --> 00:04:29,833 Karen... 115 00:04:31,291 --> 00:04:33,291 Unavailable, okay? Emotionally. 116 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:36,625 You're distancing yourself from everything and everyone. Oh... 117 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,583 - Ivy... - Exactly! 118 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,291 You're here to make me go. 119 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:16,708 - I'm just here to talk. - Same thing. 120 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:23,250 You know, you're just like your mother. 121 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,666 Stubborn as a stuck zip. 122 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,375 - I can't have you miserable. - I'm not miserable. 123 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,375 Sure, just hanging out on your bedroom floor for fun. 124 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,416 We're just looking out for you, pal. 125 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:35,875 Did you even look at the website? 126 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,833 Yeah. It looks great. 127 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,250 Apparently you get to make a fire with sticks, 128 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:41,916 that's pretty cool. 129 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,041 Dad. 130 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,250 It won't work. 131 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:53,333 You know you can call us whenever you want. 132 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:56,333 Or you can just come home. 133 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:58,208 She's not 12, Bob. 134 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,958 I think we need a little bit of... 135 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:07,791 Oh! Oh, yeah! 136 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:09,458 - Absolutely no way. - Oh, come on, Bobble. 137 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:12,125 - Karen, you naughty girl! - No! Absolutely no way! 138 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,833 What, is this embarrassing you? I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry! 139 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,750 - It's our sacred rule, Ivy. - No. I don't do this anymore. 140 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:19,416 Whenever you're down... 141 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,250 She's embarrassed... 142 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,375 Uh, embarrassed. Come on, Ivy! 143 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:27,416 Yeah-he-hey! Come on! 144 00:06:27,541 --> 00:06:30,250 - Yeah! - Uh, uh, uh, uh... 145 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:33,625 Oh, love it! Come on! Love it! 146 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,166 There she is! 147 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:46,333 And march... 148 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:49,916 Hang on the wheel, come on! 149 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:51,833 ♪ I don't feel like dancin' ♪ Aaaargh! 150 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,250 ♪ When the old Joanna plays ♪ Hold on the wheel! 151 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:56,041 ♪ My heart could take a chance ♪ 152 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,125 ♪ But my two feet can't find a way ♪ 153 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,458 ♪ You'd think that I could muster up ♪ 154 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,958 ♪ A little soft-shoe gentle sway ♪ 155 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,125 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin' ♪ 156 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,250 ♪ No sir, no dancin' today ♪ 157 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:09,583 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 158 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:11,708 ♪ Even if I find nothin' better to do ♪ 159 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:14,000 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 160 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:16,083 ♪ Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood? ♪ 161 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,416 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 162 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,000 ♪ I'd rather be home with the one ♪ 163 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:22,708 ♪ in the bed till dawn with you-hoo-hoo ♪ 164 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,416 ♪ Cities come and cities go ♪ 165 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:47,500 ♪ Just like the old empires ♪ 166 00:07:47,666 --> 00:07:49,833 ♪ When all you do is change your clothes ♪ 167 00:07:49,958 --> 00:07:51,958 ♪ And call that versatile ♪ 168 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:54,083 ♪ You got so many colours ♪ 169 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:56,375 ♪ Make a blind man so confused ♪ 170 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,208 ♪ Then why can't I keep up ♪ 171 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,750 ♪ When you're the only thing I lose ♪ 172 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,833 ♪ So I'll just pretend ♪ 173 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:05,250 ♪ That I know which way to bend ♪ 174 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:09,208 ♪ I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine ♪ 175 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,791 ♪ Just please understand ♪ 176 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:14,208 ♪ When I see you clap your hands ♪ 177 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:18,166 ♪ If you stick around I'm sure that I'll be fine ♪ 178 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,708 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin' ♪ 179 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,083 ♪ When the old Joanna plays ♪ 180 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:25,000 ♪ My heart could take a chance ♪ 181 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,041 ♪ But my two feet can't find a way ♪ 182 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:29,208 ♪ You'd think that I could muster up ♪ 183 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:30,500 ♪ A little soft-shoe... ♪ 184 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:33,000 - Ooh. - Oh, Ivy, look! 185 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:34,583 - Oh, turn it down. Turn it down! - Look... 186 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:35,875 Please, turn it down! It's so embarrassing. 187 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,333 - Okay, okay, okay. - Thank you. 188 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,041 Oh, look. They look nice! 189 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:45,916 Don't stare. 190 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:47,583 Well, why don't you go over and say hello? 191 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,083 Stop. I beg you to stop. 192 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:50,666 They could be your friends. 193 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,458 Look, don't judge a book. 194 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:54,958 Don't embarrass... Don't embarrass me! 195 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,708 Well, I think you'll find it's my job. 196 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,041 - No, Mum, please don't. - Hey! 197 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,250 - Please don't! Oh... - Excuse me. Hi. Hiya! 198 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:01,833 - Why does she do this? - Hey, you guys. 199 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,208 Er, just to say, this is my daughter Ivy. 200 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,208 And she is fun, okay? 201 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:07,708 Plus, she could probably drink 202 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:09,625 all of you fuckers under the table. 203 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,750 And she's got a massive bottle of vodka in her bag, okay? 204 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,166 Ha ha... I'm pretty sure vodka is not allowed at camp. 205 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:15,916 Oh, no, no, no. I'm just joking. I'm joking. 206 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:17,583 I'm not. It's massive. - Really? 207 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,958 - Er, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh. 208 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,416 - Not really. - Oh. 209 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:23,208 Er, Ivy's more of a tequila girl anyway. 210 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,541 - Hi. - Hi. 211 00:09:24,666 --> 00:09:26,000 - I'm Bob. - Hi, Bob. 212 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,333 - Nice to meet you, I'm the dad. - Oh, yeah, cool... 213 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,833 We, we spoke on the phone about... 214 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:31,083 They're nice. 215 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,250 I hate you. 216 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:34,541 He's kind of fit though, isn't he? 217 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:36,916 I mean, a bit pasty, but kind of cute, no? 218 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,041 No, he's not my type. 219 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,458 Well, you were bald three years ago. 220 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:40,625 You weren't our type. 221 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:42,583 I'm gonna miss ya. 222 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,125 If they start chanting, "everywhere we go, 223 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,041 people always ask us", I'll vomit. 224 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,083 No, well, at least give it a go. 225 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,750 Oh, I've transferred you an extra 50. 226 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:51,291 And also I've put some condoms in your bag as well. 227 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:52,750 - Oh my God. - Actually, let me go and tell 228 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,208 them about the night you were conceived... 229 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,083 - What?! Mum, no! - We'll be the same age as... 230 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,166 Mum! Just... get in your car. 231 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,000 - Bye! - We love you! 232 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,166 - Yeah, I love you too. - Bye bye. 233 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,208 I love you. Bye. 234 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,458 - Okay, come on. - Oh, Dad, I've got it. 235 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:08,083 - You sure? - Yeah. 236 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,583 Okay. Come here. 237 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,583 I transferred you an extra 50 just in case. 238 00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:14,041 Thank you. 239 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:16,416 And look, call me if you need anything. 240 00:10:16,541 --> 00:10:19,583 We can be here straight away. - Okay. What did you say to him? 241 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,541 Oh, I was just making sure the guy's not a psychopath. 242 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:23,083 Mm. 243 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,583 That's my cue. 244 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:34,625 Hey! Oi, you! Look, any of you fuck with my daughter, okay, 245 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:37,666 cancer will be the least of your worries, alright? 246 00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:39,166 Yes, especially you. I can see... 247 00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:54,541 Welcome to CRF Camp! Can I get a "Hell, yeah"? 248 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,875 - Hell yeah. - Wow, okay. 249 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,791 I think we can do a little better than that. 250 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:01,041 Can I get a "Hell, yeah"?! 251 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,708 - Hell yeah! - Thank you. 252 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,333 That's what I'm talking about! 253 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:07,041 For those of you who have not had the pleasure to meet me yet, 254 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:13,041 I am the camp president, AKA Patrick. 'Sup? 255 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:16,500 So, I see we have some returning campers. 256 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:19,333 Hello, welcome back. There's also some new faces. 257 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,250 Hello over there. I see one. - Get off... 258 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:24,125 Hey, let's have all the new faces come forward. 259 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,583 New faces initiation time. 260 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,166 Come on, don't be nervous, we're all weird here. 261 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:32,375 But in a good way, I promise. Uh-uh-uh-uh! 262 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:39,333 Let's all give the new campers a big CRF Camp welcome. 263 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,083 Two, three, four... 264 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,666 ♪ Thank you to new campers ♪ 265 00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:44,583 ♪ For coming all this way! ♪ 266 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:46,583 ♪ We hope you have a fun time ♪ 267 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,375 ♪ And really like your stay! Ho! ♪ 268 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,041 ♪ Welcome to new campers ♪ 269 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:52,375 ♪ One thing we like to say... ♪ 270 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,708 ♪ Welcome to new campers ♪ 271 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:59,833 Hi, hello and hey! 272 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:02,708 Nailed it. Great! 273 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,458 Alright, thanks. You guys can go back. 274 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:09,333 Our itinerary this summer is unlike any you have seen before 275 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,375 and this year we are going even bigger 276 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,625 with the annual talent show. 277 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,583 This is compulsory for everyone, 278 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,125 so make sure to get your noodles working on ideas 279 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,458 to impress our special guest judge. 280 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,625 Behind me is my amazing team. 281 00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:25,666 They are here to help out in whatever way you might need. 282 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:29,125 So without further ado, let's meet them, shall we? 283 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,500 Can I get a whoop-whoop? 284 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,541 Whoop-whoop... 285 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,458 Mm. Alright, you're first. 286 00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:39,458 Hi. For all the new people, I'm Tristan. 287 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,916 I'm head of outdoors. 288 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,875 I'll be doing the activities with ya, 289 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 from archery to mountain climbing. 290 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:49,291 I'm Lucy, I'm a trained therapist and counsellor. Er... 291 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:52,083 I, unlike the talent show, I'm not compulsory, 292 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,458 but I am here if you need. 293 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:57,166 It is really important that you let me know 294 00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,708 if any of your medication has changed. 295 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:02,625 I've got a list, but it's a lot. 296 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,375 This is Michael, this is Polly, this is Alice 297 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,500 and they are CRF-ing amazing. 298 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,541 But now it is the time that you guys have all been waiting for, 299 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:15,000 I know. Posted on the notice board is tonight's activities 300 00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:18,166 and, most importantly, who is sleeping where. 301 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,375 So go take a look and grab a map 302 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,625 and grab a T-shirt and grab a CRF Camp cap. 303 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,500 What are you waiting for? Go, go, go! 304 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,125 They're great, aren't they? 305 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,875 They're a bit patronising. 306 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:43,500 Some would say inspirational, but... 307 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,541 Hope you like your roommate. 308 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,958 Where's Alannah? 309 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,875 She's not coming back this year. 310 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:53,416 As in she's not coming or she's not coming back? 311 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,166 - Ah, fuck. - Shit. 312 00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,458 She was nice. You're with me, Rash. 313 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:10,708 Hey, smell that? Homesickness and discipline. 314 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:15,083 You're an actual freak! And I'm stuck with you again! 315 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,500 Look, just don't do any more of your tarot bullshit, okay? 316 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,666 Well, it's not my fault your shitty aura got you bad cards. 317 00:14:20,791 --> 00:14:23,333 - It said, "death was near". - Yeah. 318 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,416 - Hm. - Hm. 319 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:25,500 Go on, then. 320 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,458 Agh! You hit me in the boob! 321 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,166 Is this Orion Cabin? 322 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:48,375 Ella. 323 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,166 Ivy. 324 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,291 What are you doing? 325 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,916 Er, I make a video every camp. 326 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,250 - Yeah? - Mm. 327 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:16,083 Get any great lava falls or activities tonight? 328 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,500 No, not really. But wait... 329 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:20,916 Have a look at this money shot I got of Tristan. 330 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,875 - The outdoors guy? - Mm. 331 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,500 Mountain climbing... 332 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,000 That's some stalker shit. It's all of him. 333 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,500 - What? It's not all of him. - Mostly of him. 334 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,291 Well, I think he's got nice hands. 335 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,791 - Hands? - Yeah. 336 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:41,291 Yeah, he's got, like, those... 337 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:45,041 those hot nails that look like clams. 338 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,583 - Clam nails. - Mm. 339 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,625 Right. 340 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,916 - You still got your V-Plates? - The fuck? V-Plates? 341 00:15:57,041 --> 00:16:00,500 Yeah. V Card. Yeah, untapped resource. Blank CD. 342 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,500 Snow Dragon with no fur. 343 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,541 It's actually part of why I came here. 344 00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:06,000 Vir-gin-o-tay. 345 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,833 You came to Chemo Camp to lose your virginity? 346 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,625 Yeah, exactly. You know, take off the old stabilisers. 347 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:12,875 You're pretty though, it'd be easy. 348 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,375 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, you think I'm pretty? 349 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,291 - Yeah, I guess. - Are you trying it on?! 350 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:19,208 - No. What? - Sorry. 351 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,083 I actually just watched Blue is the Warmest Colour. 352 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,125 I mean, Léa Seydoux... 353 00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,625 I'm not saying I wouldn't. 354 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,875 - So, are you bi or something? - Er... 355 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,375 I don't really have a type. Just... 356 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,916 Sort of, whatever really. 357 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,583 Just as long as they breathe, yes? 358 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:38,458 See?! I knew we'd be friends! 359 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,916 Oh, but you're not my type, though. 360 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,666 - No? - No. Ooh, a bit... ugh... 361 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:45,958 Oh, what a shame. I'm going to sleep now. 362 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,833 Night, Roomie. 363 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,041 - I'm on the pill. - What? 364 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,375 Yeah. It helps with my acne. Also, you know, just in case. 365 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,208 Yeah. Good to be prepared. 366 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,041 Aah. You just get me. 367 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,791 Tristan is hot though, in-he? - He's alright, yeah. 368 00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:11,416 Yeah. Oh, this is my year. 369 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,416 This is my year! 370 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,083 Thanks very much. 371 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,250 Raaaah! 372 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,583 Hello, stranger! 373 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:34,833 Do you wanna come sit with us? 374 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,166 - Who? - Us. The Squad. 375 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,916 You know, we come every year. 376 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,625 Or are you just gonna keep staring at them like a stalker? 377 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,000 Da-da... da-da... 378 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:49,000 Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun... 379 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,083 - DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN! - AAAAH OOOOH! 380 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,583 Funny guy Ralph! 381 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,250 Oh, fuck my life. 382 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,208 Name? 383 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,583 I...Ivy. 384 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,250 - I'm not a mind reader. Ivy who? - Pritchard. 385 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:08,208 Four tablets of Dex twice a day. 386 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:10,541 Ella Oxley. New hair. 387 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,708 Yep. 388 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:18,291 Well, if you change your mind, Ivy Pritchard, 389 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,291 we shall be over there. See ya! 390 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,083 Hey! 391 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,916 Who's that girl over there? 392 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,625 And that's how I bounced back. 393 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,625 They asked if I wanted paying, but... 394 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,000 I said that if my story could inspire 395 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,041 just one person here today, then 396 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:45,250 that's payment enough for me. 397 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,583 Wow. Inspirational. 398 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,875 Alright, you know what it's time for, Q & As. 399 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,125 You guys have your Qs ready, 400 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,416 'cause she is filled with As, that... 401 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,375 Erm, anyone? Don't be shy. Come on, ask your question. 402 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,458 Can you make money from doing social media? 403 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,083 Yes. Through paid advertisements. 404 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,666 Paid advert... Who knew? Yep? 405 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,250 Er, can you become a millionaire from it? 406 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,583 Oh, maybe. If you work really, really hard. 407 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,291 Do you make money from it? Or just from these talks? 408 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:21,250 - Oh, I don't get paid for these. - So why do them? 409 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,000 Er, let's let everyone have a go, Ivy? 410 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:28,791 Well, it... it makes me feel better, helping people like you. 411 00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:30,458 Oh, so we're charity to you? 412 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,750 - Yes. - No. No! No... 413 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,333 I just don't think coming to a camp for kids affected by cancer 414 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,416 and saying you wanna inspire us all is right. 415 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,666 Well, I said my story can, not me. 416 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,375 And what story was that, sorry? 417 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,791 That your parents paid for your "amazing gap year abroad." 418 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,833 Ivy, that's enough. 419 00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:49,625 Someone's clearly on their period. 420 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,375 What? 421 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,166 Well, I won't be the only one bleeding if you say that again. 422 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,000 Ooooooh! 423 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,250 Don't look so surprised. Oh wait, sorry. You can't. 424 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,625 - Fuck you! - Fuck me? 425 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,000 Fuck you, you grief tourist! 426 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,666 "Grief tourist"?! 427 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,166 Okay. Ivy, to my office. Now! 428 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,416 This is fucking bullshit! 429 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:16,000 Hey, okay. Everybody calm... calm down, please. 430 00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,666 - You threatened her. - I hardly threatened her. 431 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:20,583 You said you'd make her bleed. 432 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,416 She told a kid with cancer to fuck off. 433 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:24,166 She... 434 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,958 I'm having trouble trying to work out 435 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,875 whether I can keep you here after that performance. 436 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,791 Keep me here? What am I, a pet? She was patronising us. 437 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:34,375 She was trying to inspire you all! 438 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,541 Wow. You clearly have a warped fucking view 439 00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:37,791 of what's inspiring then. 440 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:38,958 I think I've done pretty well so far. 441 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,833 196 kids have come through here 442 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,291 and CRF has made their lives better. 443 00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,166 Well, I'm sorry I'm not gonna be your 197th. 444 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,750 Fuck this fucking camp and your stupid paedo wall. 445 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,833 Twat! 446 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,791 I'm sorry. It's not a paedo wall. 447 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,583 When you say sorry as a kid, 448 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,125 it makes the problem just go away. 449 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,625 It's like a magic word. 450 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,958 But as you get older, 451 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,083 it doesn't have quite the same power. 452 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,375 I promised my parents that I'd try. 453 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,166 Well, look... 454 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,416 Let's start over. 455 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,833 I'm Patrick, the Camp President. 456 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:50,583 Hi, I'm Ivy. I've been in remission for ten months. 457 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,000 Hi, Ivy. 458 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,708 I think it might be a wise idea 459 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,875 for you to have a talk with Lucy. 460 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,583 I don't need therapy! Oh my... 461 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,625 If you wanna stay here after all of that, you... 462 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,541 What time is my therapy? 463 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:05,458 Good question. 8, right before breakfast at 9. 464 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,458 - 8:30? - Eight! 465 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,000 This is prison! 466 00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,541 I know it's early, but you can talk. 467 00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,333 I've got nothing to say. 468 00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:21,208 Why are you here? 469 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,416 Because Patrick wanted me to be here. 470 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,208 No, at camp. Why are you at camp? 471 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:25,750 Oh, my parents. 472 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,083 Ah. 473 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:30,125 Doesn't work if we just do stuff to make other people happy. 474 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,875 Patrick told me that you're not getting involved. 475 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:39,083 What do you mean, 'not getting involved'? 476 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,250 That's a bit jarring. 477 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:41,875 Have you done much therapy before? 478 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,375 Yeah, I've tried it. 479 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,416 That's a good start. 480 00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:46,791 No, it didn't work. 481 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:48,041 I'm sure it works for some people. 482 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:49,166 It just didn't work for me. 483 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:50,916 It's a shame that you feel that way. 484 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,250 Can you just talk to me directly rather than talking through me? 485 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:55,000 I feel like you're not talking to me like a human being. 486 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,541 It's really annoying. - Is that something 487 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,000 that you feel often? 488 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:00,250 No. 489 00:23:01,541 --> 00:23:04,208 So, why do you think therapy didn't work for you before? 490 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,708 I think that I was trying to outsmart her. 491 00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:09,708 I just said what she wanted to hear. 492 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,500 And... 493 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,041 Maybe I was smarter. 494 00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:15,750 That just seems like a waste of your money 495 00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:17,250 and of her time, no? 496 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,250 Do you think you're smarter than me? 497 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,458 I don't know yet, Lucy. 498 00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,000 Okay. 499 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:27,000 We'll give it time, then. 500 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,333 Can I ask you that question from before again? 501 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,125 Do you often feel like people 502 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,708 speak to you like you're not human? 503 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:40,791 It's 8:59. 504 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,208 A wild Ivy! 505 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:49,541 Where were you this morning, Wild Ivy? 506 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,625 - I went for a walk. - Mm. 507 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,333 - You like your walks, don't you? - Can you stop filming me? 508 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,333 Fine. 509 00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:02,791 - She freaks me out. - Mm. 510 00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:06,291 Yeah, apparently she can sniff out cancer. 511 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:08,041 Like a truffle pig, but for tumours. 512 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,583 - Ooh, tumour, tumour. - Who said that? 513 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,416 Oh, it's like a well-known CRF thing. 514 00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:14,125 Like, this one year, right, 515 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:16,708 she sniffed out the cancer of this junior 516 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,750 and he actually relapsed. Yeah, I know. 517 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,166 Like, her nose is just kinda like adjusted. 518 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,416 Mind if I sit here? I always like to meet the new campers. 519 00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:28,083 Yes. I mean, like, yes please. 520 00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:30,125 But-but not like, not like, 'please!' 521 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,958 I don't want you to 'please sit!' 522 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:33,708 Do you know what? I don't give a shit if you sit here. 523 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,750 Erm, just... sit! 524 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,500 Ella was just telling me that Brenda 525 00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,500 can sniff out cancer like a pig. 526 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:46,958 - Well... no, not quite. - That's bold. 527 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,250 Well, it's just, like, a rumour that I've heard. 528 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:50,791 Shut the fuck up. 529 00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:54,291 - No way. - What? 530 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:57,875 - Is that a Panasonic HCVXF1? - Yeah. 531 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,583 I used to have one of these when I was a kid. 532 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,500 - No?! - Sick! 533 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:06,791 It's a good one. It's like, erm, got great... 534 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,833 Er... zoom. Yeah. 535 00:25:10,958 --> 00:25:14,083 It's like 32 times. - Yeah. It says it on the top. 536 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:17,250 Oh. Right. Lol. 537 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:20,375 Mine was the exact same, just red. 538 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,541 Oh my God, I love red. 539 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,000 Jesus Christ... 540 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,166 - Can I have a go? - Yeah, of course, yeah. 541 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,541 Come on... 542 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,250 Ooh, no. 543 00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,125 Avoid the scrambled egg. 544 00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:38,875 They microwave it, so it tastes like... car tyres. 545 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:50,708 It's left. 546 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,250 It literally says 'right' on the map. 547 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,708 Look at it. Look at it! 548 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:55,416 - D fucking 3, yeah? - Are you thick? 549 00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:56,541 That's where the fucking treasure is! 550 00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:57,958 Thick and pale? That's a bad look. 551 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,958 Give it to Rash Vest. He knows how to map read. 552 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:01,333 It's DF. 553 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:12,625 They don't mean the pale thing in a mean way, by the way. 554 00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:17,666 Sorry. I just didn't want you to get, 555 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,000 like, offended or think we're all dicks. 556 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:21,458 I'm not offended. 557 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:23,625 Alright, but you do think we're all dicks. 558 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,250 Now, we've all been coming to CRF for years 559 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:29,291 and we just keep coming back. 560 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:32,625 It's got that effect. - I'm not so sure. 561 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:35,625 Yeah. 562 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,333 You were funny at the talk yesterday. 563 00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:41,250 Personally I thought she was... 564 00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,041 very inspiring. 565 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,458 Are you all roommates? 566 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,541 Er, no, so it's Ralph and Maisie, 567 00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:53,583 and then me and Rash Vest. 568 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:54,958 Why's he called Rash Vest? 569 00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:58,208 Because he wore a rash-vest once and it stuck. 570 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,416 - The rash-vest? - The name. 571 00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:02,833 Ha ha! I told you I was right! 572 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:05,000 Shut up, Ralph! No one cares! 573 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,041 Right, I should probably go and make sure 574 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,916 they don't actually murder each other. 575 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:14,083 A wild Ivy beams after Jake talks to her. 576 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,208 No way. Way too pretty boy. 577 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,916 You know, I'm out tonight, 578 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,958 so you've got a free in case you wanna bring him round to, 579 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,166 you know... 580 00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,750 We've barely spoken. 581 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,750 And he's not my type, and I wouldn't be his anyway. 582 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,333 Well, true. 583 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,708 You not gonna ask where I'm going? 584 00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,041 Where are you going, Ella? 585 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,625 Oh, it's just Tristan asked me to help him 586 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,166 set up the activities for tomorrow. 587 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:36,041 He asked you? 588 00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,333 - Kinda. - So you asked him. 589 00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:45,166 If I don't come back, I mean, don't come looking for me. 590 00:27:45,291 --> 00:27:46,375 He's not interested in you. 591 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,708 Ah, just... slow and steady. 592 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,083 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... 593 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:53,041 And maybe give us a shot? 594 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,291 You might not actually hate everyone here. 595 00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,250 Better? 596 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,125 Thanks for asking. I found my long lost twin. 597 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:04,083 Turns out we've got a rich dad in America. 598 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:06,083 Hm. That's a great movie. 599 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,791 I don't fit in here. 600 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,125 - Okay, well, have you tried? - Yeah, my roommate's weird. 601 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,875 - Oh, why is she weird? - She does weird shit, like... 602 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,375 Ooh... 603 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,083 So I take it that's not your thing? 604 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:18,166 Is it anyone's thing? 605 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,833 - Do you know what your thing is? - Nope. 606 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:24,833 Well, maybe if you got involved, you might figure it out. 607 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,333 "Got involved". 608 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:27,916 What do you wanna achieve here? 609 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,958 What does Patrick want me to achieve here? 610 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,625 I think, er... 611 00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:33,375 I think Patrick probably wants you 612 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,875 to be a little bit less angry at the world. 613 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,666 I'm not angry at the world. 614 00:28:39,833 --> 00:28:41,208 I'm not angry at the world! 615 00:28:41,333 --> 00:28:42,375 Alright. 616 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500 So where do you wanna start? 617 00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:47,125 I don't know! That's your job. 618 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,250 Okay. 619 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:52,958 Where were you when you found out you had leukaemia? 620 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,833 It's run by the... it's run by a pig farmer. 621 00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,166 You're just jealous 'cause you didn't... 622 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:03,291 Oh, well, well, well! It's the period camper. 623 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:08,125 Sorry, shit joke. You destroyed that influencer. 624 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,125 You've all met my roommate Ivy, right? 625 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:11,500 She's a bit weird, but you get used to it. 626 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,166 Anyway, at least you got a fucking Make-A-Wish. 627 00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:14,750 They just felt more sorry for me. 628 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:16,458 Bullshit, it's only 'cause you lost a kidney. 629 00:29:16,583 --> 00:29:18,250 Well, Rash Vest got one too, okay? 630 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,708 He went to Lapland and has both kidneys. 631 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:21,958 What was yours, Ivy? 632 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:24,583 Ah, she's so Disney. 633 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:27,041 No way. 634 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,666 No shit. You actually chose Disney? 635 00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:31,458 How do you know that I was Disney? 636 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,291 Ah, it's the slightly rebellious bit. 637 00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,083 The childhood trauma is just screaming. 638 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,625 - What's your star sign? - Leo. 639 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,875 Lion. Yeah, she's giving Disney. - Lion King. 640 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,583 Yeah, to be fair, you are very Disney. 641 00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:43,540 What?! What does that mean? 642 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,500 STOOOOOOOOPPPP! 643 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,500 Oh my God... 644 00:29:55,625 --> 00:29:58,250 They chose the meanest nurse possible. 645 00:29:58,375 --> 00:30:01,000 Ooh, here she comes... 646 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:05,250 Well, if it isn't my favourite group. 647 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:06,583 Oh, we love you, Brian. 648 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,583 - Brenda. - Brent. 649 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,666 Do you need me to help you take it? 650 00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:13,541 - Aww... - Ooh... low blow. 651 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,750 When Ralph was younger, Brenda had to hold him down 652 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:17,708 to take his medication. - Yeah. It was torture. 653 00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,708 I'm 17 now... Bruce. 654 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:26,916 Ooh! Woo! Oh, yeah! 655 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,791 - Very funny. I'll tell Patrick. - Oh, no. 656 00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,958 Oh, no, don't tell... don't tell Patrick! 657 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:35,750 Oh, don't tell Patrick, please... We love her really. 658 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:37,958 What does CRF stand for? 659 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:40,250 - Children Run Free. - Cancer Ruins Families. 660 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:43,125 - Cocks Rimming Fannies. - We still sneaking out later? 661 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,541 - Definitely. - Alright, ready? 662 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:50,333 Aaaaaah! Ooooh! 663 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:51,708 We have to go. 664 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,541 Oh, I dunno. 665 00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,875 What if we get caught? Tristan would hate me. 666 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,333 Tristan would be fine. 667 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,458 He asked me to help him set up again for tomorrow. 668 00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,000 Ella, you're being desperate. 669 00:31:04,958 --> 00:31:06,250 - I shaved. - You did what? 670 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:07,750 - I shaved. - He's 24! 671 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:10,291 Yeah, and I'm 18 soon and he's my type. 672 00:31:10,416 --> 00:31:12,166 A pulse is your type. 673 00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:14,541 Hm. 674 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,833 Please, can you just come. Please! For me. 675 00:31:17,958 --> 00:31:19,875 - Why do you wanna go so bad? - I don't want to "so bad". 676 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,541 It'll just be fun. 677 00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:23,625 What? 678 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:27,833 Jake is like a brother to me, but he's got his issues. 679 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,416 What do you mean? 680 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:32,375 He... 681 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,875 He gets panicky. 682 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:40,083 Yeah? Sometimes he just needs to be put on ice, you know? 683 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,125 So you'll come? 684 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,083 - Fine! - Yes! 685 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:53,333 - But if T calls, then I'm gone. - Deal. 686 00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:55,000 Fine. Deal. 687 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,250 - Do you wanna do a makeover? - Oh my God! Makeover! 688 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:58,833 - Oh, no, no, no. - I take it back, I take it back. 689 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,791 - Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, Ivy. Okay... - I take it back! Shit! 690 00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:02,958 Lip balm. No. Lip gloss. 691 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,625 Oh my God, I have a vision! - No, no! 692 00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:07,041 ♪ No longer, no longer ♪ 693 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,958 ♪ What you ask ♪ 694 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:15,750 Aaargh! Woo! 695 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,833 ♪ Heels turned black ♪ 696 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:21,833 ♪ The cinders, the cinders ♪ 697 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:25,125 ♪ They light the path ♪ 698 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,708 ♪ And these strange steps ♪ 699 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:34,166 ♪ Take us back, take us back ♪ 700 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:40,291 ♪ Flow sweetly ♪ 701 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,041 ♪ Hang heavy ♪ 702 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:47,541 ♪ You suddenly complete me ♪ 703 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:52,125 ♪ You suddenly complete me ♪ 704 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:55,666 ♪ Flow sweetly ♪ 705 00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:58,458 ♪ Hang heavy ♪ 706 00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:02,208 ♪ You suddenly complete me ♪ 707 00:33:02,416 --> 00:33:04,250 They never tell you you're gonna die. 708 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,833 They always just say they'll 709 00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:07,541 "do all they can to prevent you dying." 710 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:09,916 Yeah. Yeah, it's like, "Er, excuse me, Doc, 711 00:33:10,041 --> 00:33:11,666 do you have a spare spinal cord?" 712 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:14,833 How close were you, Maisie? 713 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,041 Er, Doc gave me a year. Neuroblastoma. 714 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,625 Yeah, but you beat that though, didn't you? Hard as fuck! 715 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,416 - Oh, yeah. - You become a chance, don't you? 716 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,500 And then if you survive, you become a statistic. 717 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:25,375 One in fucking ten. 718 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,458 When people talk to you like they know how you feel. 719 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,416 "My grandma died of cancer too." 720 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,750 I don't think your grandma is the same 721 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,666 as my 14-year-old best mate. - Yeah. 722 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,791 What's worse than going down on your grandma? 723 00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:38,666 Hitting your head on the lid of her coffin on the way up. 724 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:41,583 You're actually sick in the head. 725 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:42,708 - I think the worst thing - Yeah. 726 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,291 - is "stay positive". - Oh, yeah. 727 00:33:44,416 --> 00:33:45,958 Like, that is a crazy thing to say to someone. 728 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,375 You're sitting there, right? 729 00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,416 You've got a catheter coming out of your cock. 730 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:52,208 And... and some nurse is coming up, like, 731 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:54,041 "Just... maybe just stay positive." 732 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,625 Yeah, cancer muggles. 733 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:58,250 And my dick looked like a water snake had swallowed a tea cup. 734 00:33:58,375 --> 00:33:59,583 Have you ever been cancer ghosted? 735 00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:00,750 - Yeah. - People you least expect 736 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:01,958 just... disappear. 737 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,708 - I just had that! That sucks! - Why?! 738 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,500 It's like they forget how to be around you. 739 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,541 What the fuck are you two doing? 740 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,208 It's so your fingers don't smell. 741 00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:13,041 Who is sniffing your f... 742 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,583 Who is sniffing your fingers?! 743 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,291 I dunno, Patrick? 744 00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:17,916 I hope he doesn't sniff your fingers. 745 00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,833 Right... who's first? 746 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,208 - No fucking way. - I'll go! 747 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,666 - Oh, God, I'm not going next. - Okay. 748 00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:23,916 - Fuck that! - Me! 749 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:25,625 Right. Cut the deck wherever. 750 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:26,958 - Wherever? - Yep. 751 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:28,458 - Ooooh! - Okay. 752 00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:32,583 - The Moon. - The Moon! 753 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,833 - You feel confused... - I do. 754 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,166 ...vulnerable, full of self-doubt. 755 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,416 Mate, it's not all as it seems. - Oh my God! 756 00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:40,250 Feel the fear and do it anyway. 757 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,583 Oh my God! Oh my God, it must be T! 758 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:43,791 - Who? - Tristan! 759 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,541 Oh... You've been trying it 760 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,166 with this guy for two years. - No. No, no, no, no, no. 761 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:48,416 He ain't new. It has to be someone new. 762 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,416 - No... - Something new. 763 00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:50,750 He looked me dead in the eyes 764 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,708 the other day when he said, "Wet kit room". 765 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:53,875 Who, Tristan? 766 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,166 - Yes. - Ella, he's been the outdoor 767 00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:58,625 activity chief since he was 18 years old. 768 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,041 - No. No, no, no! - He's not interested. 769 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:06,041 Slow and steady wins the race, yeah? The tortoise and the hare. 770 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:09,250 There's no way I'm working at camp when I'm fuckin' 18, man. 771 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:11,083 Yeah, if you get to 18. 772 00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:14,750 You will fuckin' drown or do something wild. 773 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,291 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 774 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,416 What the fuck are you doing? 775 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:24,625 I'm drowning, or doing something wild. 776 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,625 Tonight? 777 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,416 Right fucking now! 778 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,416 - Oh! - What's happening? 779 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,791 Whoo! 780 00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:40,791 - Woo-hoo! - Wooo! 781 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,208 Oh my God! 782 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:54,458 Oh my God! Aaaah! 783 00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:57,458 - Come on, Rashy! - Come on, Rashy! 784 00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,291 - Come on, Rashy! - Come in! 785 00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,000 - You'll be fine! - I don't have a towel. 786 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,833 Rash Vest! Rash Vest! 787 00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,250 - Whoo! - Yes! 788 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:15,708 Guys, get out! All of you! 789 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,458 Guys, come on! It's unsafe! 790 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:22,750 We can see ya! Don't make us call Patrick! 791 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,958 Go, go, go, go! 792 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:27,583 - Go, go! - Let's get 'em round that side. 793 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:29,333 My whole bra is coming down! 794 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,958 Come on. Come this way. Come on, come on. 795 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,291 You seem different today. 796 00:36:42,416 --> 00:36:43,541 Different? 797 00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,958 Mm. Happier. 798 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,333 - Yeah? - Yeah. 799 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:49,750 - I'm usually miserable, am I? - Yeah, a little. 800 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,083 - Maybe it's our influence. - Yeah, 'cause you're all so fun. 801 00:36:53,208 --> 00:36:55,500 Yeah. To be fair, we are pretty fun. I mean... 802 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:59,541 Maisie and Ralph and Archie and Ella aren't, but I am. 803 00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:01,250 Yeah? What makes you so cool, cool guy? 804 00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:06,333 Er... my impressively good treading water skills? 805 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,875 You're trying so hard to stay afloat. 806 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,250 I have my 25 metre swimming badge 807 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,583 I'll have you know. 808 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:15,291 It's in my towel. Sewn in. 809 00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,083 Ah, fuck! 810 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:23,458 Refreshing. 811 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,041 What? 812 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,750 I feel like I don't know you really. 813 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,958 How poetic of you. 814 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:35,958 Ask away. 815 00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:38,041 - Remission? - Four years. 816 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:39,625 - Ten months. - Newbie. 817 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,125 - Lymphoma. - Oooh. Hot. 818 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,375 - You? - Leukaemia. 819 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,791 - Remission? - You said that already! 820 00:37:43,916 --> 00:37:45,208 Ah! 821 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,791 - Had a stem cell transplant. - Did you? Who from? 822 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:50,875 Er, from my sister. She was a perfect fit. 823 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,416 So you're half lady? 824 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:57,000 Yes. I'm, er, I'm actually Jake-etta. 825 00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:58,875 - Jake-etta. - Jake-etta. 826 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,666 Oh! Don't get my hair wet! 827 00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:05,750 What? Why? 828 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:08,000 Because I have a big head when my hair's wet. 829 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:11,625 - But you always have a big head. - Oi! 830 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,291 Is that you trying to flirt with me? 831 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:16,875 No. Actually I can't unsee it now. Fucking gargantuan. 832 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:21,958 Well, I didn't realise that the side effects of lymphoma 833 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:25,375 was having stupidly blue eyes and a big nose. 834 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,708 Oh. Oh, really? Nice! Nice. 835 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,375 - Yeah. - Stupid, are they? 836 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,041 Yeah, they're stupid. 837 00:38:36,666 --> 00:38:38,958 KIISSS! KIISSS! 838 00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,666 Get in there, Ivy! 839 00:38:40,791 --> 00:38:42,291 Get out! Get out! 840 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,708 Kiss! Go on, Ivy! 841 00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:46,916 Shut up! 842 00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:48,416 Shit! 843 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,250 Did you put these up? 844 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,458 Mm. 845 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:04,041 Yeah, when I was growing it out, 846 00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,875 I thought I could pull off a pixie cut. 847 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:08,791 I looked better off bald. 848 00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:11,291 Is that why you dye your hair purple? 849 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:14,541 Yeah. Yeah, I thought, oh... oh God, 850 00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:18,625 you know what, let me just draw more attention to my shit hair. 851 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:20,375 Idiot. 852 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,000 Yeah, chemo just changed it. 853 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:25,875 It don't grow for shit now. 854 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,250 I bet you got cute chemo curls. 855 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:30,166 No. It just went bright blonde. 856 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:34,208 But, when I was bald, my head did grow, like, ten extra sizes. 857 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,708 No joke. I wore a beanie for a bit. 858 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,708 - No? - No, I looked like 859 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:40,166 a bowling ball - No! Oh... 860 00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:42,083 wearing a turtleneck upside down. 861 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,583 - Nah. - You were a beanie kid? 862 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:48,375 Eww. 863 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:52,041 Oh my God! You just dropped to, like, a 3 out of 10! 864 00:39:52,166 --> 00:39:53,666 A beanie kid?! - Oh... 865 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,500 - Beanies are for hatfishes! - What is a hatfish? 866 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,083 Those people who only look good in hats. 867 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,291 Hello, I only look good in a fucking hat. 868 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:01,416 Well, I didn't look good in a fucking hat. 869 00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:02,875 Ooh... 870 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:06,583 Did people at school shave their head for you? 871 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:09,125 No. I wasn't that popular. 872 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:10,625 Hm, it was overrated. 873 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,875 Like, when we're all bald, we actually look pretty similar. 874 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 That's the point, no? All united. 875 00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:18,000 Hm, no. No, I wanna feel special bald. 876 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,458 Yeah, that was my thing. 877 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,708 How did you find yours? 878 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:27,250 Er... 879 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:29,875 When I was 13 and had, like, this... 880 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,625 pinched nerve feeling in my spine. 881 00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:34,458 Mum took me to hospital and then 882 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:36,166 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 883 00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:37,416 That's fucking shit. 884 00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:39,750 Yeah. 885 00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:43,333 Yeah, the doctor said I'd potentially be paralysed 886 00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:44,791 from the neck down. 887 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:49,000 That scared the shit out of me, so... 888 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,708 So ever since I thought, hey, well, 889 00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,208 might as well make use of these hot parts 890 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,291 while I can still move, whilst I'm still here, right? 891 00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:03,916 Okay, I'm going to the wet kit room. 892 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,666 Have you got any wet shit you need me to dry? 893 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:08,291 Oh, I dunno. 894 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:09,791 Maybe just me when I see T. 895 00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,458 - Are you horny all the time? - We're about to be 18. 896 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,750 How are you not horny all the time? 897 00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:16,666 I actually just turned 17, so... 898 00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:20,125 Yeah, well, I guess only losers have their virginity at 18. 899 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,916 So we need to get a little wriggle on, eh? 900 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,083 In a way, I guess, like... 901 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:32,750 I guess, like, when I was ill, 902 00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:35,041 I was scared I never would, you know? 903 00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:42,916 It's nice to see you happy. 904 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,958 Bye! 905 00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,541 Bye. 906 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,125 Oh, we haven't heard from you for ages! 907 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,125 I'm sorry, I've been busy. 908 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:04,833 I just wanted to make sure you hadn't murdered anyone. 909 00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:06,625 - Not yet. - And how about friends? 910 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:08,541 Have you made any new friends? - Yeah, I actually have. A few. 911 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:10,666 - Oh yeah? That's so great! - Who is it? 912 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:12,250 - It's Ivy! - Ivy! 913 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:14,791 - Hi, Dad! - Hi! How you doing? 914 00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:16,083 It's really good. 915 00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:17,958 I've actually got this day trip thing tomorrow. 916 00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:21,375 - Oh, where to? That's so cool! - Just like the local town. 917 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:24,166 Us freaks have to interact with normal people. 918 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,458 Well, don't bite anyone. We know what you get like. 919 00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:28,541 We're doing great, by the way. Thanks for asking. 920 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:29,791 Yeah, we sold all your stuff. 921 00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:31,541 Your room's now, er, a spare room. 922 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:33,583 Yeah, we're using it as a sex den. Yeah! 923 00:42:33,708 --> 00:42:35,000 You look great, Ivy! 924 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:37,166 Okay, I've gotta go. Something's come up. 925 00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:38,500 - What? No! - Sorry. 926 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,041 - Oh... Love you! Bye! - I love you. Bye. 927 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:42,416 - Talk to you soon. - Love you, bye! Love you! 928 00:42:42,541 --> 00:42:43,833 Shut up! 929 00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:45,916 - Did they say 'don't bite?' - No. 930 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,666 - You look like a biter. - Shut up. 931 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,250 Sorry, do you mind if I... 932 00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:52,291 I'm just gonna hang my jacket up there. 933 00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,166 You're stood in front of it conveniently. 934 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,875 No, I'm not getting with you in the wet kit room. 935 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,166 It smells like bumhole. - What? 936 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,333 - Better? - Uh-huh. 937 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,000 I want you to feel like you can tell me anything. 938 00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:21,625 I was about to start having feelings for you 939 00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,375 and then you said that. 940 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,041 Shut up. 941 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:26,708 That was cringe, though. 942 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,375 You wouldn't talk to me outside of here. 943 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,875 No. I probably wouldn't. 944 00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:47,625 CRF! Whoooo! 945 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:48,958 Right. Let me do the talking. 946 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:50,458 You can barely string out your own name, 947 00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:53,375 let alone get us six tickets. - Just shut up. Trust me. 948 00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:02,125 Hey. 949 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,708 Did it hurt? 950 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:06,166 What? 951 00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,666 When you fell from heaven, baby. 952 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:10,500 Yeah, it did, sweetheart. 953 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:12,583 Tickets are ten quid each for adults and eight... 954 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:14,000 Shh, shh... 955 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:16,208 Listen to me, Mama... 956 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,291 Just give us some tickets. We haven't got any money. 957 00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,833 Well, I can't help you then. 958 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:24,500 - Please. - Christ... 959 00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:27,333 - No money, no ticket. - Ralph, Ralph, it's okay. 960 00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:30,541 Hey. Ralph, you're alright. Go join the group, okay? 961 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:34,416 Go join the group. Yeah? Erm, sorry about him. 962 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,750 - It's okay. Next time. - We're not actually from here. 963 00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,083 - We're from the... - See how he does then. 964 00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:38,916 - ...camp that's down the road. - The CRF Camp? 965 00:44:39,041 --> 00:44:41,000 Yeah, that's the one. CRF Camp. 966 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,375 The camp for kids that nearly died of... 967 00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:46,375 died of cancer. 968 00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:50,083 - I lost it all. - What, all of you? 969 00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:53,458 Yeah, yeah. Riddled. 970 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:57,208 - Er, go on then. - Seriously? 971 00:44:58,375 --> 00:44:59,750 Thank you! 972 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:01,875 Yes! Thank you! 973 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,375 I love you. 974 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,500 Thank you! 975 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,791 - This one. - We want this one. 976 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,875 Oi, you two! 977 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,083 "Ivy, come here. I'll protect you." 978 00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:18,750 - Oh my God. - This is fucking shit, man. 979 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,500 Oh, no, no, no, no. 980 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:21,875 Woo-hoo-hoo! 981 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,375 Woo-hoo! 982 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,000 Aaargh! 983 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,666 Ralph, is that your new girlfriend? 984 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:42,125 They're from that cancer camp. 985 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,291 Window lickers. 986 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:44,708 Look what I've got! A little bear! 987 00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:46,333 Round, round, round... 988 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,333 Oh yeah! Ah! 989 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,250 Rollin'! 990 00:45:50,375 --> 00:45:51,791 I actually, I'm not, I can't... 991 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,958 I'll stay with Ivy. You guys can go... 992 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,875 - Okay, okay, okay... - You say, you say. 993 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,041 - Have a good time. Great time. - I'll take the bear, though. 994 00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:01,875 Can we bring the bear on this one? 995 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:10,708 - Oi! CRF freaks! - Oi! 996 00:46:10,958 --> 00:46:13,500 Nice face paint. Look, it's the cancer Avengers. 997 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:16,541 - Oh, they must have... - Get a new insult! 998 00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,375 I'm talking to you, fucking chemo gremlins! 999 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,166 - Woah! Woah! - Come on. 1000 00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:23,000 Listen you fucks, you can't even beat basic hygiene. 1001 00:46:23,125 --> 00:46:24,291 What did you say, retard? 1002 00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:25,750 I said get a mint. Your breath's rancid! 1003 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,250 Oh! Go Ivy! 1004 00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:29,375 What you gonna do? A tiger? Did they paint you blind? 1005 00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:33,708 Oi, don't touch me! 1006 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,125 Oooh! 1007 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:36,583 Oh, shit! 1008 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,708 ♪ So understanding and so kind ♪ 1009 00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:48,375 ♪ You're everything to me ♪ 1010 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,625 ♪ Oh, my life ♪ 1011 00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:59,916 ♪ Is changing every day ♪ 1012 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,833 ♪ In every possible way ♪ 1013 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:10,750 And last but not least, Ivy. 1014 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:12,875 The rest of you can go back to your cabins 1015 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,250 as we are cancelling all camp activities today. 1016 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,833 - Aww... - No! Damn! 1017 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:20,541 - This is... this is very serious. - Mm-hm. 1018 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,500 Never before in CRF history has... 1019 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:25,625 Really? Something funny, Jake? 1020 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:30,083 Utterly unacceptable. 1021 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:32,458 The others have given me a pretty clear idea 1022 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,291 of what happened. - Yeah, those people were dicks. 1023 00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:36,000 It's not about them. 1024 00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:38,166 It's about how you all represented this camp. 1025 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:39,500 What the fuck did you want us to do? 1026 00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,250 Look... Don't swear. Whether you are in here 1027 00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,083 or out there, you represent this camp 1028 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:44,541 and what it stands for. - I think getting called 1029 00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,291 "retard" and "freak" is pretty out of order. 1030 00:47:46,416 --> 00:47:47,958 Again, they're not in the camp. 1031 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,875 So you just want us to get the piss taken out of us? 1032 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,750 - That's not what I... - Fucking take it all the time! 1033 00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:53,541 - Would you let me... - We're tired of doing that. 1034 00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:54,541 We do that all the time! - Will you let me speak? 1035 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:55,958 Let me speak, Ivy. Let me speak! 1036 00:47:56,083 --> 00:47:58,625 Don't shout at me! Jeez! Wow... 1037 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:00,000 Ever since you arrived here, 1038 00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:01,333 you have been nothing but a brat. 1039 00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:03,375 - A brat? Wow. - I gave you one last chance 1040 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,541 and you have gone and blown it. 1041 00:48:04,666 --> 00:48:06,291 Do you get a kick out of this? 1042 00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:08,333 - Out of what? - This camp. 1043 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:10,250 Lording it up all summer. 1044 00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:11,791 Don't you have something better to do? 1045 00:48:11,916 --> 00:48:13,541 We help people here. 1046 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:16,416 It's just a petty existence for your one thing to be camp. 1047 00:48:16,541 --> 00:48:18,333 Do you not have a family or something? 1048 00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,125 I have a wife and three kids, Ivy. 1049 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:23,708 Great. Well, go and hang out with them. It's summer. 1050 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:26,833 Take them on holiday. Take a chill pill. 1051 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:31,833 Erm, my older two are away at university, 1052 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:36,791 and my youngest would have been 17. 1053 00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,791 Your age. 1054 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,000 You see that one, in the middle? 1055 00:48:48,666 --> 00:48:50,791 The little boy, yellow shirt. 1056 00:48:51,791 --> 00:48:53,291 That's Oscar. 1057 00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,833 He was nine and he had non-Hodgkins lymphoma. 1058 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:03,125 And he didn't lose his battle, he won. 1059 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,166 Every day. 1060 00:49:05,291 --> 00:49:07,166 For three years. 1061 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,708 For three years, my little boy suffered. 1062 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,250 And I can assure you that there is nothing harder 1063 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,083 than watching your child's heart stop 1064 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:24,625 while yours gets to carry on. 1065 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:28,000 This camp is not just about surviving. 1066 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:31,500 It is about giving people who have lost the ability to 1067 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:33,791 a shot at truly living. 1068 00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:37,500 So, yeah. 1069 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:40,333 That's what I do, Ivy. 1070 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,041 That's my petty existence. 1071 00:49:49,041 --> 00:49:51,583 You can go. 1072 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:55,041 Uh... Activities will resume for you all tomorrow. 1073 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,208 I'm really sorry about Oscar. 1074 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:08,000 They're all the ones who didn't make it. 1075 00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,250 I hate to burst your bubble, Ivy, 1076 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:19,583 but some kids aren't as lucky as you. 1077 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,375 And you might've forgotten, 1078 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,500 but you were sick once 1079 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,583 and there was a time when you would have wanted 1080 00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,375 to be this girl at this camp 1081 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,333 more than anything in the world. 1082 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,500 - Can I watch it? - No. 1083 00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,625 So what's the point of making it then? 1084 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:56,916 It's just for the mems. 1085 00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:58,333 So I remember everything. 1086 00:51:00,375 --> 00:51:02,541 Oi oi! Let us in! Come on! 1087 00:51:02,666 --> 00:51:04,125 Why don't you just use the door? 1088 00:51:04,291 --> 00:51:07,041 - Come on, get in! Come on! - Come on... 1089 00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:08,375 Look, this just felt more authentic. 1090 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,958 Patrick said no activities. 1091 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,625 Oh please, don't listen to what Patrick says. 1092 00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:13,250 - Where's Jake? - Lover boy. 1093 00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:14,625 Shut up. 1094 00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:16,000 I think he was just really tired, that's all. 1095 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,708 Have you fucked yet? - No, they haven't. 1096 00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:19,291 She's also in a foul fuckin' mood. 1097 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:21,000 Oh, come on, mate. Have some of this. 1098 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:24,041 So, have you and Jake done anything? 1099 00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:26,375 - We've kissed. - Wooooooo! 1100 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,958 - Was he good? - Urgh! Course he's good. 1101 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,875 Luscious lips. - You can't play that. 1102 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,791 If Patrick hears, we're gonna be in trouble... 1103 00:51:32,916 --> 00:51:34,750 Oh, come on. When did you become a pussy? Drink! 1104 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:38,000 Down it! Down it! Down it! Woo! 1105 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:41,458 It tastes like nail polish, so fucked. 1106 00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:45,291 Can you piss on your period? Because of erm... The, erm... 1107 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,750 I dunno what it's fucking called! 1108 00:51:46,875 --> 00:51:48,083 - The pad? - Yeah, the pad. 1109 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:49,291 - Pad! - It doesn't stick to your vag, 1110 00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:50,583 does it? 1111 00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,416 Where do you think that it goes? 1112 00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:54,833 Well, it sticks to your little flappy bits. 1113 00:51:54,958 --> 00:51:57,166 Not, not the actual... I mean, not the actual lips bit 1114 00:51:57,291 --> 00:51:58,791 but the sort of the upper thigh area. 1115 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,166 - Errr... - Upper thigh?! 1116 00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,666 - Did you say flaps or lips? - Wait. Wait, wait. 1117 00:52:01,833 --> 00:52:03,583 Archie, you're laughing. Where do you think it goes? 1118 00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:05,208 I've got two sisters. I know where it goes. 1119 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,375 - Come on then. - You've got two sisters? 1120 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,750 - Yeah, where? - Are they fit? 1121 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,208 It just... you know, cups around the... 1122 00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:12,541 - What? Like a nappy? - Like a nappy! 1123 00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:13,625 No? 1124 00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:16,125 It sticks to your pants, you fucking idiots! 1125 00:52:16,291 --> 00:52:18,166 - "I've got two sisters." - Oh my Lord! 1126 00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:19,791 Have either of you ever even seen a tampon? 1127 00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:21,291 Yeah. I bought some for my mum, actually. 1128 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:23,041 There's lemon and there's lime flavour. 1129 00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:24,916 - Mmm! - There's not different flavours! 1130 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,458 Mate, have you got any? 1131 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:27,916 Er, got some strawberry ones in the cupboard. 1132 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:30,333 Right, prepare for a lesson. Both of you. 1133 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,208 Please don't come out naked. 1134 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,208 I'm obviously not coming out naked, you idiot! 1135 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:36,750 - Butt naked. - Ooooooh! 1136 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,500 - What the hell is that? - Right, budge over. 1137 00:52:38,625 --> 00:52:40,000 - Urgh. - Lesson one. 1138 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:43,500 Put that in there. Not that way. No. 1139 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,958 That way round. 1140 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,875 - Press it in. - Smells like the bean. 1141 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,333 Hold the string. Hold the string, though. 1142 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,625 - Oh... Oh fuck! - Hold the string! 1143 00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:57,250 - It's huge. - Rah... And that's inside you? 1144 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,708 I use moon cups but you're clearly not ready for that yet. 1145 00:53:00,541 --> 00:53:01,750 What's a moon cup? 1146 00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:04,333 - For night time? - Oh-ho! 1147 00:53:04,458 --> 00:53:06,166 Yeah, probably for night time, right? 1148 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,125 - Just pull it out, Ralph. - Is that some tarot shit? 1149 00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:10,250 - Pull it out! Pull it out! - Yank it! Yank it! 1150 00:53:10,375 --> 00:53:11,500 - I can't pull it out... - Pull it out! 1151 00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:12,750 - Yes, it is... - Careful. 1152 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:14,333 - Ugh! - Hit him again! 1153 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,916 ♪ Find that I replace sleep with stress ♪ 1154 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,666 ♪ It's my life and I been playing chess ♪ 1155 00:53:19,791 --> 00:53:21,375 ♪ It's prime time now I gotta leave fake friends ♪ 1156 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,958 ♪ On my journey, I'm up on the move ♪ 1157 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:24,583 ♪ And shawty might call when she up off the juice ♪ 1158 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:27,291 ♪ I'm working on me, you should work on yourself ♪ 1159 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:29,458 ♪ Remember my face but there's somebody else ♪ 1160 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:31,125 ♪ Now I'm out of the picture ♪ 1161 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,875 ♪ Rewrite the scripture We didn't gel ♪ 1162 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,750 ♪ I feel like I been there and seen it through hell ♪ 1163 00:53:34,875 --> 00:53:36,708 ♪ I swear that I mean it I'm done with these girls ♪ 1164 00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:40,500 ♪ I swear that I mean it I'm done with these girls ♪ 1165 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:45,833 ♪ I swear that I mean it I'm done with these girls ♪ 1166 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:47,875 ♪ I swear that I mean it I'm done with these girls ♪ 1167 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,333 Yeah! 1168 00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,375 Hello? 1169 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,583 - Jake, are you okay? - I didn't wanna wake you. 1170 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,166 I didn't wanna wake you, I'm sorry. 1171 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,041 - No, it's fine. Where are you? - I didn't know who to call. 1172 00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:08,458 I didn't... 1173 00:54:08,583 --> 00:54:10,083 You're fine. You're fine. Keep breathing. 1174 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:11,500 Nrrrrgh... 1175 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,000 Just breathe. Can you breathe? 1176 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,833 - I don't know. Just, er... - Are you in your cabin? 1177 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:17,416 - I'm freakin' out. - Jake, where the fuck are you?! 1178 00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:19,250 I'm in the woods. I'm in the woods. 1179 00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:20,708 Right, the woods. Okay, stay on the phone. Okay. 1180 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:21,666 I'm coming! 1181 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,708 Jake... Jake! 1182 00:54:31,833 --> 00:54:32,833 Fuck! 1183 00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:35,791 Fuck! Jake... 1184 00:54:35,916 --> 00:54:38,375 Jake, Jake. Jake... 1185 00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,458 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1186 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:10,875 It's okay. 1187 00:55:25,041 --> 00:55:26,791 It's okay. It's okay. 1188 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,291 You look like a heroin addict. 1189 00:55:34,416 --> 00:55:36,166 It's the girls' nights. 1190 00:55:37,291 --> 00:55:39,875 They always get me. It's all the Victoria's Secret perfume. 1191 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,208 Just try and not to think of a warm salmon milkshake. 1192 00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:46,500 Fucking bitch! 1193 00:55:46,791 --> 00:55:49,041 Why don't you just chill at camp today, Ralph? 1194 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:54,333 I gotta see Jake try it with you. That's quality drama. 1195 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:56,791 - Maybe you're preggers. - Ah... 1196 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,125 Oh... 1197 00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,000 Right then campers, 1198 00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:10,291 are we ready? - Yay! 1199 00:56:10,458 --> 00:56:14,166 Survival Island is that island over there. 1200 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,791 If you need to come back, you sound this siren. 1201 00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:21,166 We will come and get you. 1202 00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:24,333 On the island you will find logs for a fire, 1203 00:56:24,458 --> 00:56:27,000 pans, tents, tarpaulins 1204 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:31,375 and you have your sleeping bags inside the boat. 1205 00:56:32,041 --> 00:56:35,250 This is a fun, team building activity. 1206 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,666 Top tip, make sure you put 1207 00:56:37,791 --> 00:56:41,250 your ground tarpaulin under your tents. 1208 00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:43,583 Been there before. 1209 00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:45,583 No-one wants a soggy bottom. 1210 00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:49,041 Now, let's get you into the boats, 1211 00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:50,291 we're gonna have two-apiece. 1212 00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,875 Choose a boat whenever you're ready. 1213 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,583 Ella, I was going to share with Jake, is that okay? 1214 00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:55,166 Yeah. No, yeah, that's fine. 1215 00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:56,875 Right, I'm sharing with Ralph. 1216 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,750 Looks like it's you and me then, Rashy. 1217 00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:03,916 ♪ ...live within you ♪ 1218 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:05,458 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1219 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,583 ♪ I don't know how to hack it ♪ 1220 00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:09,333 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1221 00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:13,583 ♪ I don't know how to hack it without you ♪ 1222 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,333 - This is fucking gross. - Just be grateful. 1223 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,625 Why do they make us do this? 1224 00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:24,333 It's tradition. It makes you resilient, apparently. 1225 00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:27,333 I think chemo was easier. 1226 00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:30,583 You didn't even have chemo. 1227 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,458 Fine, radio then. 1228 00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,875 At least one morning no Brenda. 1229 00:57:37,166 --> 00:57:40,125 I'll be Brenda tomorrow morning and force feed you tablets. 1230 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:42,291 What meds are you on, Ivy? 1231 00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:44,375 - Er, Dex. - What was yours? 1232 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:48,166 Erm, AML when I was 14. Four rounds of chemo. 1233 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:50,875 - Did yours come back? - Not yet. 1234 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,000 What are you doing? 1235 00:58:03,791 --> 00:58:05,166 Sacred rule. 1236 00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:07,750 Whenever you're sad, you have to do this dance. 1237 00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:10,458 It's... it's so... Just go with me... 1238 00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,125 ♪ Wake up in the mornin'... ♪ 1239 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,833 What is this? 1240 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,166 Trust me, trust me. It'll make you feel better. 1241 00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:20,375 - You'll have to teach us then. - Aaah! 1242 00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,000 I love her! 1243 00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:23,791 - Happy! - Yay! 1244 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,958 Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder. 1245 00:58:26,083 --> 00:58:27,708 Hand, round, round. 1246 00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:31,041 Then you have the dove, like that. Get up, you! 1247 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,708 You've gotta be, like... 1248 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,666 So, it's just like a clothes peg going. 1249 00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:37,333 - What's next? - Chicken head. 1250 00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:40,625 Then you do like a... Charleston step thing. 1251 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:44,083 Then you go for a little walk. A mental health walk. 1252 00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:45,416 - Up and down! - Aaaah! 1253 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,750 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin' ♪ 1254 00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:50,125 ♪ When the old Joanna plays ♪ 1255 00:58:50,291 --> 00:58:52,000 Jump, jump! 1256 00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:54,041 ♪ But my two feet can't find a way ♪ 1257 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:56,125 ♪ You'd think that I could muster up ♪ 1258 00:58:56,250 --> 00:58:58,541 Do this, like this, point, point, point, point... 1259 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,125 And then go down. 1260 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:01,250 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin' ♪ 1261 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:02,291 ♪ No sir, no dancin' today ♪ 1262 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:03,708 No dancin' today! 1263 00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,583 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 1264 00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,625 ♪ Even if I find nothin' better to do ♪ 1265 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:09,958 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 1266 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:12,083 ♪ Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood? ♪ 1267 00:59:12,208 --> 00:59:14,416 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 1268 00:59:14,541 --> 00:59:15,916 ♪ I'd rather be home with the one ♪ 1269 00:59:16,041 --> 00:59:17,166 ♪ in the bed till dawn ♪ 1270 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,791 ♪ with you-hoo-hoo ♪ ...you-hoo-hoo! 1271 00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:20,625 Okay, get in... Run around. 1272 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:22,291 Get in a proper line! 1273 00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:26,125 Okay. Bunch up. 1274 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,000 Now you're gonna be so sad. 1275 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:29,916 Saddest you've been in your entire life, 1276 00:59:30,041 --> 00:59:31,208 and then the happiest. 1277 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:33,958 You're gonna scream. Scream. 1278 00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:37,000 Aaaaargh! 1279 00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:38,875 Whoooooo! 1280 00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:41,250 ♪ When all you do is change your clothes ♪ 1281 00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:43,375 ♪ And call that versatile ♪ 1282 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:47,666 ♪ So I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend ♪ 1283 00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:51,041 ♪ I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine ♪ 1284 00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:52,333 Go round! 1285 00:59:52,541 --> 00:59:54,416 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin' ♪ 1286 00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:56,583 ♪ When the old Joanna plays ♪ 1287 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:58,500 ♪ My heart could take a chance ♪ 1288 00:59:58,625 --> 01:00:00,625 ♪ But my two feet can't find a way ♪ 1289 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:03,000 ♪ You'd think that I could muster up ♪ 1290 01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:05,500 ♪ A little soft-shoe gentle sway ♪ 1291 01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:07,666 ♪ But I don't feel like dancin' ♪ 1292 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:10,000 ♪ No sir, no dancin' ♪ ...no sir, no dancin' today 1293 01:00:10,125 --> 01:00:12,125 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 1294 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:14,125 ♪ Even if I find nothin' better to do ♪ 1295 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:16,208 ♪ Don't feel like dancin', dancin' ♪ 1296 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,500 - Whooooo! - Yeah! 1297 01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:34,958 I know we take the piss out of it, right? 1298 01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:36,416 And, like... 1299 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:41,416 I'm not a big fan of it, 1300 01:00:41,541 --> 01:00:45,416 but I think CRF is, like, the only place 1301 01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:47,458 where people like us 1302 01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:50,083 feel like us. 1303 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,125 Yeah. 1304 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,291 And there's fuckin' ten days left. 1305 01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:02,708 Until next year. 1306 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:08,000 We'll be too old, Ivy. 1307 01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:09,916 Well... 1308 01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:14,541 We... can... 1309 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,083 take over from Tristan. 1310 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,666 And then Patrick. 1311 01:01:20,583 --> 01:01:26,166 And we'll run camp until we're, like, 70 and wrinkly, 1312 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,500 or worse. 1313 01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:31,125 I think that might be a little bit sad. 1314 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:33,750 No. It'll be nice. 1315 01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:38,000 And you don't wanna be here and there and everywhere, 1316 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,208 travelling around. 1317 01:01:40,333 --> 01:01:43,208 So... yep. 1318 01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:47,708 I think it might be our only option, actually. 1319 01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,708 Just stay here. 1320 01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:52,083 Yeah. 1321 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,625 I don't want you to think I'm a loser. 1322 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,458 Nah, it's too late for that. 1323 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,541 I like you a lot. 1324 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,958 Like, a lot, a lot. 1325 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,625 I like you too. 1326 01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:20,875 A lot, a lot. 1327 01:03:04,375 --> 01:03:05,708 We can stop anytime. 1328 01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,625 Have you done this before? 1329 01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:10,750 Would it matter if I had? 1330 01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,083 No. 1331 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:15,500 Have you? 1332 01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:20,666 - Would it matter if I had? - No. 1333 01:03:33,291 --> 01:03:34,750 ♪ Bike stacked ♪ 1334 01:03:35,541 --> 01:03:38,166 ♪ Coats racked in the hallway ♪ 1335 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,500 - Ah, shit! - What? 1336 01:03:42,666 --> 01:03:44,250 - Fuck! - What? 1337 01:03:44,416 --> 01:03:47,166 I didn't bring a fuckin'... 1338 01:03:47,416 --> 01:03:48,791 - What? A condom? - Condoms. 1339 01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,500 Oh, I've got some. Wait... 1340 01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:54,416 - There's no... - Wait. Lemme find them. 1341 01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,458 There. They're my mum's. 1342 01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:00,958 - No, no, no, no... - What? 1343 01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:03,541 No, they're mine. She just bought them for me. 1344 01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:05,666 - Just open it. - Okay, okay. Okay... 1345 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,000 Okay... 1346 01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:13,500 ♪ We could build a house away from here ♪ 1347 01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:15,625 ♪ You and me ♪ 1348 01:04:16,375 --> 01:04:19,041 ♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪ 1349 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,416 ♪ Fight the frost ♪ 1350 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:22,208 Ugh! You taste like lube! 1351 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:23,250 Sorry. 1352 01:04:26,666 --> 01:04:29,166 ♪ I just wanna get warm with you ♪ 1353 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:38,750 ♪ I just wanna get warm with you ♪ 1354 01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:45,000 ♪ Where you go ♪ 1355 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,166 ♪ My mind's on you ♪ 1356 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,333 Ah! 1357 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:54,666 ♪ Caffeine ♪ 1358 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,750 ♪ Give me that crossword clue ♪ 1359 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,875 ♪ We could build a house ♪ 1360 01:05:03,583 --> 01:05:05,958 ♪ Away from here ♪ 1361 01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:07,208 ♪ You and me ♪ 1362 01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:10,750 ♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪ 1363 01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,166 ♪ Fight the frost ♪ 1364 01:05:12,791 --> 01:05:15,166 ♪ Of the morning wood ♪ 1365 01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:19,625 ♪ I just wanna get warm with you ♪ 1366 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:20,833 Shit... 1367 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,250 We don't have any toilet roll. 1368 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:26,041 Do you want my t-shirt to, to, erm, mop up? 1369 01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:27,375 To mop up? 1370 01:05:27,541 --> 01:05:28,916 To... I mean, like, to dry it? 1371 01:05:29,041 --> 01:05:30,375 To dry, to dry it?! 1372 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,625 What am I, a fucking flowing river?! 1373 01:05:32,750 --> 01:05:35,000 - Fuck. - I'm going for a smoke. 1374 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,000 Jesus... 1375 01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:40,250 - Uh! - Oh... 1376 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:43,583 - Uh! - Ah! 1377 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:46,250 Are they...?! 1378 01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:50,958 Oh, I would so piledrive you in UFC! 1379 01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:54,125 - You watch UFC? - Duh! 1380 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,000 - Tap out, you bitch! - No. 1381 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:58,000 - Do it! Tap out! - No. 1382 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:03,000 Ah! Ah... 1383 01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:10,333 I'd have you in a best of three. 1384 01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:12,000 - No way. - Mm-hm. 1385 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,750 You saw me punch that guy at the funfair. 1386 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,000 - Yeah. My point exactly. - Oh. 1387 01:06:18,166 --> 01:06:20,250 Alright. Uh... Let's go to bed. 1388 01:06:20,416 --> 01:06:22,833 It's already like, 2:30 or something. 1389 01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:24,541 Uh, oh my God... 1390 01:06:25,666 --> 01:06:27,250 Righty-ho. 1391 01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:34,708 I thought it was really cool the way you stood up for me. 1392 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,916 I really like you. 1393 01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,833 - Oh my God. - Okay, okay. 1394 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:52,500 How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1395 01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,916 - How many? - One, 1396 01:06:54,041 --> 01:06:55,791 and then twelve to say how inspiring it was. 1397 01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:56,833 A doctor says 1398 01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:58,333 it's all in your head. 1399 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:00,333 The bad news is, it's brain cancer. 1400 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,458 What have you and cancer got in common? 1401 01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:04,041 Er, I don't know. 1402 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,500 No-one wants you inside them. 1403 01:07:05,625 --> 01:07:07,041 - Fucking hell! - Whoa! 1404 01:07:07,166 --> 01:07:09,666 Dark humour's like a child with cancer. 1405 01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:11,583 It never gets old! 1406 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:17,000 Sorry, did I cross a line there? 1407 01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:18,958 I don't think you saw the line, mate. 1408 01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:21,500 I think you're just so far past it. 1409 01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:23,333 Yeah. That's red card behaviour. 1410 01:07:23,458 --> 01:07:24,916 You're gonna get sent home early from camp. 1411 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,125 Yeah. 1412 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:27,458 Well, good thing I leave in the morning. 1413 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:28,791 Ha ha. 1414 01:07:30,750 --> 01:07:32,083 I'm serious. 1415 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:34,125 What do you mean you leave in the morning? 1416 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,500 I head home tomorrow. 1417 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:40,166 We can get over the joke, Ralph. 1418 01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:50,541 Sorry. 1419 01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:52,375 A test from home came back. 1420 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,125 Doc called Brenda. 1421 01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:00,666 I'm back in the hospital at the end of the week. 1422 01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:07,708 Ah fuck, I'm so sick of tests. 1423 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:22,041 For the next 24 hours, can we just pretend I'm okay? 1424 01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:23,916 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1425 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:35,291 I think Brenda smelt it out of me. 1426 01:08:36,625 --> 01:08:38,250 You always had a shitty aura, to be fair. 1427 01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:39,666 Yeah. 1428 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:42,166 At least we've got the camp disco to go back to. 1429 01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:43,833 I'd rather leave now. 1430 01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:47,500 No. 1431 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,666 No, we'll have the night of your life. 1432 01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:53,166 Hm? 1433 01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:55,375 Vomiting after two sips. 1434 01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:57,250 Cheap date. - True. 1435 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,916 We all heard you, by the way, last night. 1436 01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:20,958 - Oh Ivy! Ivy! Oh... - Oh, Jake. Jake! 1437 01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:22,000 Shut up! 1438 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,333 ♪ This is somethin' new ♪ 1439 01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:25,041 ♪ The Casper Slide, part two ♪ 1440 01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:26,750 ♪ Featuring the platinum band ♪ 1441 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:28,083 ♪ And this time... ♪ 1442 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,500 ♪ We're gonna get funky! ♪ 1443 01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:32,583 Come on, you guys promised me a big night out. 1444 01:09:32,958 --> 01:09:34,958 CRF camp disco is a big night out. 1445 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:37,166 Ah, fuck this. We're going out out. 1446 01:09:37,291 --> 01:09:38,791 Twenty minutes or I will kill myself. 1447 01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:40,250 - Jesus, Ralph. - Jake, just go with him. 1448 01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:42,083 He's gonna end up dead in a bush somewhere otherwise. 1449 01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:44,625 Yeah, you guys should go. You should both go. 1450 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:47,541 Yeah. And what, you lovebirds not going to dance? 1451 01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:49,291 No. I don't dance. 1452 01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:51,666 Guys, look what Tristan gave me! 1453 01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:55,333 Looking stunning as ever, Brian. 1454 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,625 What can I get you, Raymondo? 1455 01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:59,791 Well, a new body would be nice. 1456 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,083 The best I can do is this. 1457 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:07,625 Shhh... 1458 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,375 Only 'cause you're me favourite. 1459 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,125 You're gonna be good. 1460 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,166 Some days just punch you in the tits. 1461 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,833 You've got this, Rachel. 1462 01:10:28,666 --> 01:10:29,958 Mm. 1463 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:35,791 ♪ Let's go to work ♪ 1464 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:38,000 ♪ To the left ♪ 1465 01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:39,541 ♪ Take it back now, y'all ♪ 1466 01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,833 Just go. We'll cover for you. 1467 01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:42,875 ♪ Two hops this... ♪ 1468 01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:44,750 Come on, you lovebirds! 1469 01:10:47,125 --> 01:10:48,291 - Bye. - Bye. 1470 01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:49,583 I'll see you later, okay? 1471 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:52,500 Excuse me! Excuse me! Campers... 1472 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:53,833 Oh, fuck. 1473 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,666 Where do you think you're going then? 1474 01:10:55,791 --> 01:10:57,166 I dunno. Out? 1475 01:10:57,375 --> 01:10:59,333 - Out where? - I dunno, anywhere! 1476 01:10:59,458 --> 01:11:01,083 Get inside, the three of you. 1477 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,250 No! No, fuck you! 1478 01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:04,791 - He doesn't mean that. - Yeah, I do. 1479 01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:06,208 - He doesn't! Patrick... - I just wanna be... 1480 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:07,541 Ralph, shut up. 1481 01:11:07,666 --> 01:11:09,583 You once said to me that there would've been 1482 01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:13,041 a time in my life when I was sick 1483 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:14,875 that I would've wanted to be this girl 1484 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,541 here at this camp more than anything. 1485 01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:19,041 I did. 1486 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,250 We live in fear of it coming back. 1487 01:11:22,916 --> 01:11:24,833 And he gets picked up in the morning, 1488 01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,208 and who knows what's gonna happen. 1489 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,666 And that's shit. 1490 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:30,291 So can you let him go? 1491 01:11:31,791 --> 01:11:33,375 Please let him go. 1492 01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:41,625 I'm going to count to five 1493 01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,625 and when I'm done I expect you both 1494 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,208 to be in your cabins, okay? 1495 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:56,166 - Five... - Go on, go! 1496 01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:59,083 - Oh, fuck! - Four... 1497 01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:03,500 Three... 1498 01:12:05,791 --> 01:12:07,125 Two. 1499 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:10,875 One. 1500 01:12:18,291 --> 01:12:20,333 I can't believe you waited up for me. 1501 01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:21,625 Where's Ralph? 1502 01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:23,250 Patrick made him sleep in the main lodge. 1503 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:24,916 I carried him back, though. 1504 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:27,083 All by myself. 1505 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:30,250 - You carried him? - Yeah. The whole, the whole way. 1506 01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:32,708 - Rah... - Woah! 1507 01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:36,500 Wow, if you were the responsible one he must've been really bad. 1508 01:12:36,916 --> 01:12:39,083 Yeah, he was bad. 1509 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,708 He... 1510 01:12:42,666 --> 01:12:45,083 vomited over a 35-year-old mum. 1511 01:12:48,375 --> 01:12:50,416 - Who hit you? - Her fella. 1512 01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:56,000 What? He did. And I was trying to help them, then he hit me. 1513 01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:57,333 What the hell? 1514 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,791 Mm. 1515 01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:04,250 And I think I realised something. 1516 01:13:06,791 --> 01:13:09,583 It's the people that make it all worth it. 1517 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,833 Like... 1518 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:17,833 That's how I'm not gonna be scared. 1519 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:24,625 That's pretty profound for a drunk man. 1520 01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:28,500 Thank you. 1521 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,458 I have my moments. 1522 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,000 I love you. 1523 01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:50,708 I love you too. 1524 01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,083 Mm. 1525 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,000 I'm really, really sorry and I did mean that 1526 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,833 but I'm gonna be sick... 1527 01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:09,416 - You okay? - Urgh... 1528 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,458 How you doing? 1529 01:14:20,583 --> 01:14:21,916 Come on... 1530 01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:26,750 It's gonna be alright. 1531 01:14:26,875 --> 01:14:28,208 I can feel it. 1532 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,833 - You must be Ivy. - Yeah. 1533 01:14:36,458 --> 01:14:37,833 I've heard so much about you. 1534 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,333 My chariot awaits. 1535 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:46,333 - Get your arse... - Sick, man... 1536 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:49,541 Oh, goodness' sake, Ralph. Get in! 1537 01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:50,708 What? 1538 01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:56,500 Sayonara, motherfuckers. 1539 01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:58,083 Bye! 1540 01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,916 - Drive... Drive fast! - We'll miss you! 1541 01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:01,750 Bye! 1542 01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:05,750 My friend's gone home. 1543 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:08,416 Yeah, I know. 1544 01:15:08,541 --> 01:15:09,583 Ralph. 1545 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:13,041 Lovely boy. 1546 01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:15,708 - How does that make you feel? - Shit. 1547 01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:21,166 It's like we're all part of this club that no-one wants to be in. 1548 01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:24,583 I just feel like I've been alone, you know? 1549 01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:26,291 For a really long time. 1550 01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:29,291 I shouldn't have survived. 1551 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:31,291 I've done nothing with my life. 1552 01:15:31,416 --> 01:15:32,625 That's not true. 1553 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:34,750 There was this guy on my ward 1554 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:36,958 a couple years older than me. 1555 01:15:37,791 --> 01:15:42,666 He had just got into uni and he was so happy. 1556 01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:49,416 And he died. 1557 01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:53,083 And I survived. 1558 01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:56,375 And that didn't feel right. 1559 01:16:00,416 --> 01:16:02,083 I'm sorry. 1560 01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:11,125 It just didn't feel fair. 1561 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:16,458 It's like I took his place, like... 1562 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,291 If only one of us could have survived, 1563 01:16:20,416 --> 01:16:23,083 I stole that from him. 1564 01:16:23,208 --> 01:16:24,666 - You didn't take his place. - Yes, I did. 1565 01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:26,166 - No, you didn't. - I did! 1566 01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:27,666 No, no, you didn't. 1567 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:30,791 It's shit that he died. 1568 01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:32,833 It's awful, it's cruel. 1569 01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:35,208 But you didn't take his place. 1570 01:16:35,375 --> 01:16:38,291 Do you hear me? You survived. 1571 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:41,125 And we don't get to choose who lives and who doesn't. 1572 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:42,208 We don't. 1573 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:44,833 You deserve to take up space. 1574 01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:52,083 I feel like I've told you all this stuff through camp. 1575 01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,291 I've opened up. 1576 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,791 Now what happens? Why am I not just fixed? 1577 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:01,958 That's not how therapy works. 1578 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:04,458 So, I'm just supposed to live with these feelings through it? 1579 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:06,708 I like to use the analogy of Ribena. 1580 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:09,833 If you think of your brain as blackcurrant cordial, right? 1581 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:13,000 Every time you come in here and we talk about things, 1582 01:17:13,125 --> 01:17:14,541 it's like we add a little bit of water. 1583 01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:16,541 We add a little bit more water 1584 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,083 until hopefully it's so diluted 1585 01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:19,916 you don't even notice that it's there. 1586 01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:23,958 - So it'll never just go? - Sadly not. 1587 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:26,750 But I promise you it'll get easier over time. 1588 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:30,666 Keep your eyes shut, keep your eyes shut. 1589 01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:32,125 I've got them shut! 1590 01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:35,833 Happy birthday! 1591 01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:38,916 What the... guys?! Woo! 1592 01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:42,333 - No! - 18, Ella! 1593 01:17:44,041 --> 01:17:47,708 Eighteen, and some pretty horrendous fake tan. 1594 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,750 Yeah, but I've gotta be golden for my birthday. 1595 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,166 Some would say golden, some would say offensive. 1596 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:55,041 My hands are gonna be stained for weeks. 1597 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:57,041 Oh my God... 1598 01:17:58,250 --> 01:17:59,333 - What? - Open it! 1599 01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:00,541 - Well, who's it from? - All of us. 1600 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:01,500 Us. 1601 01:18:02,208 --> 01:18:03,916 - Okay. - Oooh... 1602 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:07,958 No?! Grow your own Tris... 1603 01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:11,250 Guys! Love it! 1604 01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:16,208 Thanks guys. Alright, one of... 1605 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,000 Erm... er, I got you something too. 1606 01:18:19,125 --> 01:18:20,000 Aww. 1607 01:18:20,791 --> 01:18:22,375 It's nothing really, it's just... 1608 01:18:26,666 --> 01:18:28,000 I saw your one was missing, so I... 1609 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:30,208 Oh my God, I lost my lens cap last year. 1610 01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:31,583 He's been researching them for weeks. 1611 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:33,958 No. I knew, I knew which one. 1612 01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:36,041 It's just a little piece of plastic for the... 1613 01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:38,750 You know, I customised it and I just put a little, 1614 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:40,250 your name on it in case you... - Ella, yeah. 1615 01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,083 lose it again. Don't lose it again. 1616 01:18:42,208 --> 01:18:43,625 - I love it. - It's purple 'cause of your hair 1617 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,083 and stuff. It's rubbish, you probably don't... 1618 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:46,875 - No, I love it! Shhh... - Give it back. 1619 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,500 I love it, Archie. Thank you. Yeah. Come here. 1620 01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:50,958 - Okay. - Thank you. 1621 01:18:51,083 --> 01:18:52,541 So, er, what did your parents get you? 1622 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,250 Er, they're just gonna take me out 1623 01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,666 next week when we're home. 1624 01:18:55,791 --> 01:18:57,041 I can't believe camp is nearly done. 1625 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,000 - I know. - The final week, the Big Slide. 1626 01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:02,125 One week to get these stabilisers off, baby! 1627 01:19:02,250 --> 01:19:04,291 - Stabilisers? - She means her virginity. 1628 01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,708 Oh, gross, Ella! 1629 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:07,416 Tristan's taking me out for my 18th tonight. 1630 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:09,416 - What? - It's happening, Maisie! 1631 01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:10,833 I can feel it in my chakras. 1632 01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:12,458 Maybe, maybe I'll keep his pants 1633 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:13,500 as, like, a little souvenir. 1634 01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:14,875 - Jesus, Ella! - Swear to God. 1635 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,625 Get your stabilisers away from me! 1636 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:20,666 Thank you for doing this tonight. 1637 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,958 It's just so nice poolside, the lights, 1638 01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:25,750 steam just bouncing off it. 1639 01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:30,666 - I love these. - Yeah. 1640 01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:32,791 Nothing really better than a tinny of cocktail. 1641 01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:35,416 Yeah. It just... tastes like syrup. 1642 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:37,750 - They're so good. - Yeah. 1643 01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:39,958 The pinker, the better. 1644 01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:42,416 - Sorry. - You alright? 1645 01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:43,875 Yeah. 1646 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:46,375 Happy birthday. 1647 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:47,958 Aww, thanks! 1648 01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,625 Here we go... 1649 01:19:53,541 --> 01:19:54,791 There's something I wanna tell ya. 1650 01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:55,958 Yeah? 1651 01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:57,750 Mm. 1652 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:00,833 How do I say this? 1653 01:20:02,458 --> 01:20:04,250 You just really remind me of my sister. 1654 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:10,166 She's actually the reason why I started working here 1655 01:20:10,291 --> 01:20:12,333 at CRF when I was 18. 1656 01:20:16,208 --> 01:20:18,291 When I was younger, we lost her. 1657 01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,083 No?! 1658 01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:23,833 Shit... 1659 01:20:25,416 --> 01:20:27,125 Yeah, that's crazy. 1660 01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,625 Wow! Oh... Okay. 1661 01:20:29,916 --> 01:20:31,666 - In some ways... - Mm. 1662 01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:34,375 ...you've always been like a little sister to me here. 1663 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:35,833 Mm! Ooh... 1664 01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:37,583 I feel like you always just understood me. 1665 01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:38,666 Uh-huh. 1666 01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:40,041 Which I thought would never happen 1667 01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:42,833 because obviously our experiences are just so... 1668 01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:47,125 different. - Mm. 1669 01:20:47,416 --> 01:20:50,375 I just wanna say... thanks, 1670 01:20:51,625 --> 01:20:53,333 and happy 18th. 1671 01:20:53,833 --> 01:20:54,958 Yeah. 1672 01:20:56,291 --> 01:20:58,083 Yeah, yeah. 1673 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:02,916 Yeah, you've always been like a big bro to me. 1674 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:06,000 Ooh! Oh... Ow! 1675 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,625 - Yeah. - Oh, come here! 1676 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:10,833 Okay. Mm, yeah. 1677 01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:12,083 Aah! 1678 01:21:12,416 --> 01:21:13,458 I'm sorry for not staying. 1679 01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,958 I was feeling rough. 1680 01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:18,708 My chest, just... 1681 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:19,791 But I'm fine. 1682 01:21:19,916 --> 01:21:22,875 Oh... Aaaaargh! 1683 01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:24,708 What happened? 1684 01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:27,625 He said I remind him of his sister. 1685 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:29,791 And she's fucking dead! 1686 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:32,083 Oh my God. Fuck! 1687 01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:33,375 - I thought I was feeling bad. - Shh! Jake! 1688 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:35,000 I'm sorry, Ella! 1689 01:21:35,125 --> 01:21:37,833 - There'll be others, Ella. - No... 1690 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:39,833 No, there won't be. 1691 01:21:39,958 --> 01:21:40,958 What about Rash Vest? 1692 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:43,291 - Archie?! - Yeah. 1693 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:46,708 No, we're just friends. He doesn't like me like that. 1694 01:21:46,875 --> 01:21:48,750 Ella, I'm telling you, I've lived with him all through camp 1695 01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,083 so I think I'd know. 1696 01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:52,125 He might propose to you at the talent show. 1697 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:53,833 Never thought of him like that. 1698 01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:56,666 I mean, I would... - He might surprise you. 1699 01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:58,416 What might surprise you? Are you talking about me? 1700 01:21:58,541 --> 01:22:00,500 Erm... you have the biggest fuck off boner for Ella! 1701 01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,208 Aaaah! 1702 01:22:02,333 --> 01:22:03,500 - Shut the fuck up! - Okay, bye. 1703 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:04,625 - I'll see you in the morning. - Bye. 1704 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:06,833 "Bye, bye." Aww... 1705 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,458 Has someone got separation anxiety? Yeah? 1706 01:22:09,583 --> 01:22:11,250 No. He just doesn't feel well. 1707 01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:13,375 Yeah, I told you, the boy's got got problems. 1708 01:22:13,541 --> 01:22:15,375 I think we all just get a bit lost sometimes. 1709 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:19,291 Oh my God, you are so in love! 1710 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,333 Yeah, yeah, just rub it in, why don't you! 1711 01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:24,625 Here I am on my 18th birthday, friend zoned as fuck! 1712 01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:29,375 Dry as a nun's chuff. And still a virgin! 1713 01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,791 It's not funny. 1714 01:22:34,708 --> 01:22:36,833 It is a little bit funny. 1715 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:39,708 Oh... 1716 01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:42,250 Happy 18th, you weirdo. 1717 01:22:46,041 --> 01:22:48,375 Whenever you're ready, you just run and jump. 1718 01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:51,500 Woo! 1719 01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:53,250 It's so much higher than the photos. 1720 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:56,166 Yeah, 'cause it's called The Big Slide, not the Pussyio Slide. 1721 01:22:56,291 --> 01:22:58,208 There's no way I'm doing that. Where's Jake, by the way? 1722 01:22:58,333 --> 01:23:00,541 Er, I don't think he was feeling very well yesterday. 1723 01:23:00,666 --> 01:23:02,750 He went to see Brenda. - Ivy, you're up! 1724 01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:04,541 Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! 1725 01:23:04,666 --> 01:23:05,916 Wooooo! 1726 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:07,166 Ropes go in there and... 1727 01:23:07,291 --> 01:23:08,833 and then, erm, the harnesses in there. 1728 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:11,125 ♪ From the perfect start ♪ 1729 01:23:11,833 --> 01:23:13,958 ♪ To the finish line ♪ 1730 01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:23,333 People think kayaking and canoeing are the same, 1731 01:23:23,458 --> 01:23:24,791 but it's not. 1732 01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:26,833 Yeah. 1733 01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:29,916 Kayaking's double bladed paddle, canoeing's single bladed. 1734 01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:31,375 Ah, right. 1735 01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:32,750 Yeah. 1736 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,208 Yep... 1737 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:44,208 Was Jake, er... 1738 01:23:44,666 --> 01:23:46,291 Was Jake serious? 1739 01:23:46,416 --> 01:23:48,416 Were you actually Googling the lens caps 1740 01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:49,916 for a couple of weeks? 1741 01:23:50,041 --> 01:23:51,000 It's a bit embarrassing. 1742 01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:52,541 I don't think it's embarrassing. 1743 01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:57,375 I actually quite like it. 1744 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:00,000 Really? 1745 01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:05,458 Oh, wow. 1746 01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:10,083 That's impressive. What knot is it? 1747 01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:12,000 Mm, manger hitch. 1748 01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,750 It was designed for a cow to bite on. 1749 01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:16,958 A wet knot is very hard to untie, 1750 01:24:17,083 --> 01:24:18,666 but this is practically jam-proof. 1751 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,916 Used to learn different knots and shit. 1752 01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,541 This one's a quick release knot. 1753 01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:30,208 Do you want me to teach it to you? 1754 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:31,500 Yeah. 1755 01:24:31,625 --> 01:24:32,666 - Okay. - Yes, please. 1756 01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:34,083 Make a loop, yep? 1757 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:36,416 Then grab that side, yep, around. 1758 01:24:36,541 --> 01:24:37,958 - This way? - Uh-huh.6 1759 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,958 Put it in like that, yeah. 1760 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:42,375 - Oh, God... - That's called a bite. 1761 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:47,000 Er, a loop, a loop in roping terms. 1762 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:48,208 - Right. - Yeah. 1763 01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:50,000 That's it. 1764 01:24:50,583 --> 01:24:52,208 Yeah, see how tight it is? 1765 01:24:53,208 --> 01:24:54,833 Yeah, it's really tight. 1766 01:24:55,125 --> 01:24:58,166 Wow, you're really good at handling rope. 1767 01:24:58,458 --> 01:24:59,708 Thanks. 1768 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:16,000 Do you... know any less-quick release knots? 1769 01:25:22,041 --> 01:25:24,416 The hardest knot I know is a constrictor knot. 1770 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,833 Yeah. 1771 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:28,375 It's really difficult to do. 1772 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,125 That one's really hard. - Mm. 1773 01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,833 ♪ I want to touch you ♪ 1774 01:25:34,958 --> 01:25:38,333 ♪ You're just made for love ♪ 1775 01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:41,583 ♪ I need la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1776 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,833 ♪ I need ooh-la-la-la-la ♪ 1777 01:25:45,041 --> 01:25:48,333 ♪ I need la-la-la-la-la-la ♪ 1778 01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:51,500 ♪ I need ooh-la-la-la-la ♪ 1779 01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:57,958 ♪ I need ooh-la-la-la-la ♪ 1780 01:25:58,416 --> 01:26:01,708 ♪ I need ooh-la-la-la-la ♪ 1781 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:08,916 This is Jake. 1782 01:26:09,041 --> 01:26:09,916 Don't leave a message 1783 01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:11,500 because I won't listen. Bye! 1784 01:26:15,541 --> 01:26:16,875 I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 1785 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,541 but I'm gonna fuck Rash Vest, 1786 01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:20,541 and I hope he keeps the vest on when I do. 1787 01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:23,708 - You need to wear a warning. - I'm gonna... uh, uh, uh! 1788 01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:27,000 - Ella, read the room! - Eeee! 1789 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,458 I went to speak to Patrick. 1790 01:26:30,291 --> 01:26:32,500 He's going to talk to you when he comes back. 1791 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,583 He's been at the hospital with Jake. 1792 01:26:34,708 --> 01:26:36,040 - What?! - That's all he said. 1793 01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:36,958 He's coming back and he's gonna 1794 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:37,915 talk to you straight away. 1795 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:39,500 This or this... for Rashy? 1796 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,541 I wanna make my ancestors blush. 1797 01:26:41,666 --> 01:26:44,416 - The green one! - Ah, ha ha! Okay. Ah, ha... 1798 01:26:44,541 --> 01:26:46,708 - He didn't say anything else? - No. 1799 01:26:49,041 --> 01:26:51,291 Why's he not answering? 1800 01:26:51,416 --> 01:26:52,458 - Hey. - Hi. 1801 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:53,708 Do you have a moment? It's about Jake. 1802 01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:55,958 - Yeah, Maisie told me. - Ta-daaah! 1803 01:26:57,291 --> 01:27:00,000 Erm... Have a seat, girls. 1804 01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:01,333 Thanks. 1805 01:27:01,708 --> 01:27:03,041 Er, okay. 1806 01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:05,541 Great. 1807 01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:11,333 This is Jake. Don't leave a message 1808 01:27:11,458 --> 01:27:13,208 because I won't listen. Bye! 1809 01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,666 This is Jake. Don't leave a message 1810 01:27:16,791 --> 01:27:18,625 because I won't listen. Bye! 1811 01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:32,416 I was fucking worried. 1812 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:34,916 You didn't call. 1813 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,583 And then Patrick was here... - I'm sorry. 1814 01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:40,958 - What happened? - They took my phone. 1815 01:27:42,208 --> 01:27:43,458 I'm sorry. 1816 01:27:47,416 --> 01:27:48,791 I'm sorry. 1817 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:51,250 Just being dramatic. 1818 01:27:52,416 --> 01:27:56,416 Apparently if you say that you have chest pains, 1819 01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:59,541 they just send you straight to the hospital now. 1820 01:28:00,791 --> 01:28:02,916 I thought you weren't coming back. 1821 01:28:05,333 --> 01:28:07,333 You can't get rid of me that easily. 1822 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:08,833 Where's Ella? 1823 01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:11,625 In your cabin, fucking Rash Vest. 1824 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:13,208 Oh, wow! 1825 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:17,416 Are you okay, Jake? 1826 01:28:19,041 --> 01:28:20,666 Whenever you're sad... 1827 01:28:24,583 --> 01:28:26,375 It's the sacred rule, Ivy. 1828 01:28:29,541 --> 01:28:32,541 You didn't lie when you said you didn't dance the other day. 1829 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:35,458 Apparently it's all in the hips. 1830 01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:48,125 I can't... No, I can't. 1831 01:28:48,250 --> 01:28:50,291 Doctor's orders. - Pussy. 1832 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:55,416 Where are the others? 1833 01:28:55,541 --> 01:28:57,583 I saw them earlier in Patrick's office. 1834 01:28:59,833 --> 01:29:02,541 He'll be trying to get them to stay on as staff for next year. 1835 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,125 - Nah. - He'll be onto you next. 1836 01:29:05,250 --> 01:29:06,708 They'll be getting out of the talent show. 1837 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:08,416 Who's gonna be the special guest judge? 1838 01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:11,416 I don't know. It's kinda crazy who they can get 1839 01:29:11,541 --> 01:29:12,375 just 'cause they feel sorry for us. 1840 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:13,708 It was Craig David last year. 1841 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:15,833 - Fuck off?! - Yeah, yeah, it was. 1842 01:29:16,416 --> 01:29:18,000 Yeah, he does any old thing now. 1843 01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:23,541 - What? - What are you 1844 01:29:23,666 --> 01:29:24,833 gonna do for it, then? 1845 01:29:25,291 --> 01:29:26,708 Er... 1846 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,333 I was thinking interpretive dance. 1847 01:29:29,458 --> 01:29:32,333 I'm serious, Jake. It's tonight. You're gonna embarrass yourself. 1848 01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:34,833 I'm just, I'll, I'll... play the drums or something. 1849 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:36,166 You can play the drums? 1850 01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:38,458 No, but I'll try. What are you gonna do? 1851 01:29:38,791 --> 01:29:40,333 It's a surprise. 1852 01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:43,708 Are you gonna get diagnosed live on stage? 1853 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:45,291 Ha, ha, ha, ha, very funny. 1854 01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:48,583 Why are you guys not in a costume? 1855 01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:49,750 We got out of it. 1856 01:29:49,875 --> 01:29:51,291 That's such bullshit, you snakes! 1857 01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:53,416 What are you doing for it, The Woman in Black? 1858 01:29:53,541 --> 01:29:55,083 - You'll find out. - Mm-hm. 1859 01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:58,291 - Are you sure you wanna do it? - Oiiiii! 1860 01:29:58,458 --> 01:30:00,333 - You're back?! - Someone order a stripper? 1861 01:30:00,458 --> 01:30:01,583 - Hey. - No way. 1862 01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:03,500 - Hey. - Hi. 1863 01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:05,541 Couldn't miss it, could I? 1864 01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,458 - Broke out of the ward for this. - Aww... 1865 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:10,375 You'd better clap. I'm shitting myself. 1866 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:12,166 Smash it. We're rooting for you. 1867 01:30:12,291 --> 01:30:13,500 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1868 01:30:13,833 --> 01:30:14,833 - Good luck. - Good luck, man. 1869 01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:15,916 Bye. 1870 01:30:17,791 --> 01:30:19,708 - Your parents coming? - No, I didn't tell them. 1871 01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:25,291 Fuck! How did they know? 1872 01:30:25,416 --> 01:30:27,041 Classic Patrick. 1873 01:30:27,416 --> 01:30:29,791 Aah... If this is shit, Bob, I'll have to leave. 1874 01:30:29,916 --> 01:30:31,541 You know I can't do cringe. 1875 01:30:31,791 --> 01:30:34,625 We can't. They've had cancer. You cannot leave. 1876 01:30:34,750 --> 01:30:36,000 Ladies and gentlemen, 1877 01:30:36,125 --> 01:30:39,500 welcome to the CRF Camp's Annual Talent Show! 1878 01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:42,750 We have performances from all of our campers, 1879 01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:46,458 and tonight we have a very special guest judge. 1880 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:49,333 Please welcome to the stage... 1881 01:30:49,458 --> 01:30:52,041 Drumroll please... 1882 01:30:52,875 --> 01:30:55,166 James Blunt! 1883 01:30:55,458 --> 01:30:56,875 Who did Patrick have to blow? 1884 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,541 I know! 1885 01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:02,583 Yeah! James Blunt! 1886 01:31:02,708 --> 01:31:05,166 Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. 1887 01:31:05,291 --> 01:31:07,041 Yeah. I feel I've peaked. 1888 01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:08,625 Next year, the cruise ships. 1889 01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:22,708 ♪ My life is brilliant ♪ 1890 01:31:23,708 --> 01:31:25,791 ♪ My love is pure ♪ 1891 01:31:26,416 --> 01:31:29,041 ♪ I saw an angel ♪ 1892 01:31:29,166 --> 01:31:30,708 ♪ Of that I'm sure ♪ 1893 01:31:31,041 --> 01:31:33,958 ♪ She smiled at me on the subway ♪ 1894 01:31:34,083 --> 01:31:35,916 ♪ She was with another man ♪ 1895 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:39,666 ♪ But I won't lose no sleep on that ♪ 1896 01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:42,000 ♪ 'Cause I've got a plan ♪ 1897 01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:44,958 ♪ You're beautiful ♪ 1898 01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:47,916 ♪ You're beautiful ♪ 1899 01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:51,791 ♪ You're beautiful, it's true ♪ 1900 01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:55,333 ♪ There must be an angel ♪ 1901 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:57,958 ♪ With a smile on her face ♪ 1902 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:02,416 ♪ When she thought up that I should be with you ♪ 1903 01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:12,833 ♪ But it's time to face the truth ♪ 1904 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:17,750 ♪ I will never be with you ♪ 1905 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:20,375 - Okay, you're next. You ready? - Mm-hm. 1906 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,083 What are you doing after this? 1907 01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:23,666 Sorry? 1908 01:32:23,791 --> 01:32:25,083 You know, after this. 1909 01:32:25,208 --> 01:32:26,875 Do you wanna... go out for a drink? 1910 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,083 Oh, er, I... 1911 01:32:29,250 --> 01:32:31,000 I, I still have to, still have to work. 1912 01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:32,416 - So... yeah, sorry. - Yeah, sure. 1913 01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:34,166 I'm free. 1914 01:32:58,166 --> 01:33:00,458 - Yeah, come on. Have that... - Go on, Ivy! 1915 01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:02,833 ♪ Wake up in the morning ♪ 1916 01:33:02,958 --> 01:33:05,083 ♪ With a head like, "What ya done?" ♪ 1917 01:33:05,291 --> 01:33:07,083 ♪ This used to be the life ♪ 1918 01:33:07,208 --> 01:33:09,791 ♪ I don't need another one ♪ Whoo! 1919 01:33:10,083 --> 01:33:12,500 ♪ You like cuttin' up and carrying on ♪ 1920 01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:14,083 ♪ You wear them gowns ♪ 1921 01:33:14,208 --> 01:33:16,375 ♪ So how come I feel so lonely ♪ 1922 01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:18,208 ♪ When you're up getting down? ♪ 1923 01:34:02,541 --> 01:34:04,833 So, er... 1924 01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:09,375 I think we can both admit that your time here at camp 1925 01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:11,958 has had its ups and downs. 1926 01:34:12,291 --> 01:34:15,625 But er, we're really proud of you. 1927 01:34:15,791 --> 01:34:17,958 - You're proud of me? - Yeah. 1928 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:20,541 For who you've become. 1929 01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:24,083 Well, I'm very grateful. 1930 01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:29,166 Here I'm just Ivy, not Ivy with cancer. 1931 01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,416 Erm, so Ivy... 1932 01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:39,083 Er, when we lose someone close to us, 1933 01:34:39,458 --> 01:34:41,458 our bodies can go into shock. 1934 01:34:41,625 --> 01:34:45,208 Especially when it's unexpected but also somebody that we love. 1935 01:34:45,333 --> 01:34:48,541 And there's a condition called bereavement hallucination. 1936 01:34:48,708 --> 01:34:53,000 It's where, er, we start to imagine 1937 01:34:53,125 --> 01:34:54,541 those that have left us 1938 01:34:54,666 --> 01:34:56,625 because the pain of them not being here is just... 1939 01:34:56,750 --> 01:34:58,291 it's too great. 1940 01:34:58,458 --> 01:35:00,916 Your other friends decided not to participate 1941 01:35:01,041 --> 01:35:02,750 in the talent show and we understood why, 1942 01:35:02,875 --> 01:35:04,541 but it felt like you wanted to. 1943 01:35:04,750 --> 01:35:06,125 And it was great. 1944 01:35:06,250 --> 01:35:08,625 We just wanted to talk to you before you left. 1945 01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:13,291 Why is he on the wall? 1946 01:35:14,791 --> 01:35:17,416 Patrick, why is he on the wall? 1947 01:35:17,541 --> 01:35:19,083 Why's he on the fucking wall? 1948 01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:21,708 Ivy, Jake had a heart attack in hospital. 1949 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:25,208 The chemotherapy weakened his heart 1950 01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:28,333 and I think his body was just too tired. 1951 01:35:28,666 --> 01:35:30,541 Ivy, he didn't come back. 1952 01:35:30,666 --> 01:35:32,666 What the fuck are you talking about? Yes, he did! 1953 01:35:32,791 --> 01:35:33,833 We think it's important you leave him here. 1954 01:35:33,958 --> 01:35:35,833 - Mum, tell him. - I-Ivy, don't... 1955 01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:37,708 - Dad? - Ivy... 1956 01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:40,208 Please tell him. Please tell him! 1957 01:35:40,333 --> 01:35:43,000 - Ivy, Ivy... - He's not coming back. 1958 01:35:43,125 --> 01:35:45,375 - Hey, pal. - He had a cardiac arrest, Ivy. 1959 01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:48,458 No. No, he didn't. No, he didn't! 1960 01:35:48,583 --> 01:35:50,291 He shouldn't be up there! Can you take him down?! 1961 01:35:50,416 --> 01:35:51,958 - Take him off, now! - Ivy... 1962 01:35:52,375 --> 01:35:55,958 Take him off! He's not supposed to be up there! He didn't die! 1963 01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:58,916 - I, I told you this. - No! No! Stop it! 1964 01:35:59,041 --> 01:36:03,458 Stop saying that! Stop it! Stop it, he's not! 1965 01:36:27,750 --> 01:36:29,125 No... 1966 01:36:29,250 --> 01:36:31,458 No! No... 1967 01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,250 Ivy... 1968 01:36:34,333 --> 01:36:36,625 - You didn't tell me. - We tried. 1969 01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,750 - You didn't tell me. - We tried... 1970 01:36:38,875 --> 01:36:42,583 You didn't fucking tell me! You didn't tell me! 1971 01:36:43,708 --> 01:36:45,958 - Patrick said... - You didn't... 1972 01:36:54,583 --> 01:36:56,541 No! 1973 01:36:56,666 --> 01:36:58,916 I'm sorry. 1974 01:37:10,541 --> 01:37:12,041 I'm sorry. 1975 01:37:25,500 --> 01:37:26,625 He loved you. 1976 01:37:32,250 --> 01:37:34,083 He loved you so much. 1977 01:37:38,625 --> 01:37:40,625 ♪ Still alive, who you love ♪ 1978 01:37:46,541 --> 01:37:48,666 ♪ Still alive, who you love ♪ 1979 01:37:54,583 --> 01:37:57,250 ♪ Still alive, who you love ♪ 1980 01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:20,416 Yo, bitch! It's me, Ella. 1981 01:38:20,541 --> 01:38:23,583 I've been thinking of you and I miss you loads and loads 1982 01:38:23,708 --> 01:38:25,250 and loads and loads and loads! 1983 01:38:25,375 --> 01:38:27,000 Have you opened the box I made you yet? 1984 01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:28,458 Did you like it? 1985 01:38:29,041 --> 01:38:30,083 Can't wait to see you soon. 1986 01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:32,041 Lemme know when, yeah? Love ya! 1987 01:38:34,708 --> 01:38:37,916 Not really said much to us since you got back. 1988 01:38:38,958 --> 01:38:43,583 I mean, to be fair I haven't really known 1989 01:38:43,708 --> 01:38:45,458 what to say to you either. 1990 01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:51,333 I feel like I've lost my person, Mum. It's so unfair. 1991 01:38:51,916 --> 01:38:53,250 I know. 1992 01:38:57,333 --> 01:39:02,208 It's funny what they sometimes don't tell you about grief 1993 01:39:02,666 --> 01:39:05,833 is that it feels a lot like fear, you know? 1994 01:39:07,375 --> 01:39:09,125 You might not necessarily 1995 01:39:10,625 --> 01:39:13,458 feel scared or maybe you do, but... 1996 01:39:14,583 --> 01:39:16,958 the feelings are kinda similar. 1997 01:39:17,541 --> 01:39:21,541 You know, that upset tummy kind of feeling. 1998 01:39:21,666 --> 01:39:23,500 The weight of it all and... 1999 01:39:23,625 --> 01:39:25,916 I imagine it's hard to take in anything that anyone's saying, 2000 01:39:26,041 --> 01:39:27,833 let alone me. 2001 01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:31,875 But... 2002 01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:39,375 I didn't lose you, Ivy. 2003 01:39:39,916 --> 01:39:42,708 So I didn't really grieve in the same way 2004 01:39:42,833 --> 01:39:44,708 some of the other mums had to grieve. 2005 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:49,541 But I did grieve the loss of your freedom... 2006 01:39:52,958 --> 01:39:55,416 and how you had to grow up so fast. 2007 01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,958 And I know we never met him, 2008 01:40:03,750 --> 01:40:05,166 but if... 2009 01:40:05,291 --> 01:40:08,416 he was special to you then, oh my gosh, 2010 01:40:09,375 --> 01:40:12,750 then I sure as hell know that he would have been special. 2011 01:40:14,541 --> 01:40:17,708 I know some days are gonna be really hard, 2012 01:40:19,166 --> 01:40:20,625 but some days you'll wake up and you'll think, 2013 01:40:20,750 --> 01:40:23,166 oh, I feel better today. 2014 01:40:23,541 --> 01:40:25,333 And then the next day 2015 01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:27,583 it might be hard again, 2016 01:40:28,125 --> 01:40:30,500 but the love you felt for Jake... 2017 01:40:30,625 --> 01:40:32,041 oh my gosh, 2018 01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:35,666 some people look their whole lives 2019 01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:38,541 for a love like you and Jake had. 2020 01:40:40,833 --> 01:40:44,083 So this pain you're feeling, yeah, 2021 01:40:44,416 --> 01:40:48,083 I promise you it'll all be worth it. 2022 01:40:48,958 --> 01:40:51,125 Okay? I promise. 2023 01:40:52,291 --> 01:40:53,458 It's okay, darling. 2024 01:41:00,375 --> 01:41:01,625 We're having stew for tea. 2025 01:41:01,750 --> 01:41:03,333 Uh-oh. 2026 01:41:08,375 --> 01:41:10,208 I'll see ya downstairs, okay? 2027 01:41:31,583 --> 01:41:32,958 Oi, bitch. 2028 01:41:33,125 --> 01:41:34,833 I never let anyone watch these, 2029 01:41:34,958 --> 01:41:36,500 so I hope you fuckin' love it. 2030 01:41:36,916 --> 01:41:39,625 - Fuckin' great day... - First day in this shithole! 2031 01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:42,083 This is gonna be the best summer ever! 2032 01:41:42,208 --> 01:41:43,750 Ever! 2033 01:41:43,875 --> 01:41:45,208 Okay, go on then. 2034 01:41:45,458 --> 01:41:47,541 Forwards into your mum, backwards into your dad? 2035 01:41:47,666 --> 01:41:50,416 Backwards into Ivy's dad. He's fit! 2036 01:41:54,083 --> 01:41:55,541 For people at home... 2037 01:41:55,666 --> 01:41:57,000 One... one point... 2038 01:42:00,333 --> 01:42:01,666 ♪ I'm deep divin' ♪ 2039 01:42:03,833 --> 01:42:05,375 ♪ I'm deep divin' ♪ 2040 01:42:07,500 --> 01:42:08,958 ♪ I'm deep divin' ♪ 2041 01:42:10,750 --> 01:42:12,625 This is never gonna make it anywhere. 2042 01:42:17,833 --> 01:42:19,625 Fucking love it. 2043 01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:21,708 Aah! Woo! 2044 01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:24,250 If I do this, right, like furries? 2045 01:42:24,375 --> 01:42:25,375 Do I look like a furry? 2046 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,458 Yeah. 2047 01:42:26,625 --> 01:42:27,625 It does look like you. 2048 01:42:33,375 --> 01:42:36,416 Hi, and welcome back to Ella Explores. 2049 01:42:36,833 --> 01:42:39,833 Today we are at camp fire. 2050 01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:43,041 Erm, it's a little bit chilly. 2051 01:42:43,166 --> 01:42:44,291 I'm freezing. 2052 01:42:46,291 --> 01:42:48,333 Stop filming everything or I'll get sent to prison. 2053 01:42:48,458 --> 01:42:49,625 Woo! Yeah! 2054 01:42:49,750 --> 01:42:52,458 - Where we come from! - Where we come from! 2055 01:42:52,625 --> 01:42:55,708 - So we tell them! - So we tell them! 2056 01:43:08,666 --> 01:43:10,291 Aaaah! 2057 01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:12,541 Whoooo! 2058 01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:16,416 Aaaaaah! 2059 01:43:16,750 --> 01:43:18,000 Whoo! 2060 01:43:18,125 --> 01:43:20,250 It's got a mind of its own! 2061 01:43:22,666 --> 01:43:24,000 We're here bringing rays. Bringing sunshine, 2062 01:43:24,125 --> 01:43:25,291 bringing good vibes. 2063 01:43:25,583 --> 01:43:27,125 Whoooooo! 2064 01:43:28,500 --> 01:43:29,333 Awesome, thank you. 2065 01:43:29,458 --> 01:43:31,458 - Aaaaaah! - Whoooo! 2066 01:43:31,958 --> 01:43:33,291 Do you like my whip? 2067 01:43:33,416 --> 01:43:35,083 - I love the whip, babe! - Yeah? 2068 01:43:39,041 --> 01:43:40,458 She's flirting with Jake. 2069 01:43:42,666 --> 01:43:44,416 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 2070 01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,250 - It's a wig. - Yeah! 2071 01:43:48,375 --> 01:43:49,375 ...any longer, guys. 2072 01:43:49,916 --> 01:43:52,416 Hi Mum. Having a nice time at camp. 2073 01:43:54,541 --> 01:43:57,291 This is for Brenda. I love you, Brenda! 2074 01:43:57,416 --> 01:43:58,875 I miss you, Brenda! 2075 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,791 Brenda... Brenda loves you. Aaah, Brenda! 2076 01:44:02,458 --> 01:44:03,625 Whoo! 2077 01:44:03,791 --> 01:44:05,416 Aaaah! Ah... 2078 01:44:07,291 --> 01:44:08,583 At last! 2079 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:15,125 We need someone doing it. 2080 01:44:25,791 --> 01:44:27,125 Yay! 2081 01:44:38,958 --> 01:44:40,833 Go band for band with you. 2082 01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:45,750 I'll have you know that I only go M for M. 2083 01:44:49,333 --> 01:44:53,000 Run the hill. I'm fucking tired. 2084 01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:14,291 Muggles! 2085 01:45:14,416 --> 01:45:15,583 Yay! 2086 01:45:19,750 --> 01:45:21,208 (cheering 2087 01:45:22,000 --> 01:45:23,500 Wait, I've got one here, I've got one... 2088 01:45:23,625 --> 01:45:24,708 Wait, guys, look. Wait... 2089 01:45:24,875 --> 01:45:26,333 Cheers! 2090 01:45:26,458 --> 01:45:27,708 Wait, we were gonna cheers... 2091 01:45:58,500 --> 01:46:00,333 Oh my God... 2092 01:46:10,791 --> 01:46:14,416 Jesus, there's an outline.